What makes a perfect world?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2007, 00:05

Everything made of chocolate and a never ending cup of hot coffee would do the trick for me. Not sure about the toilet facilities though...

I wouldn't want to get confused or anything.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.07.2007, 04:43

If I didn't have to go to work anymore and still had enough money to live.

and to find a girl who wasn't a skank.
errr, to find a girl who wasn't a skank that would be interested in me, I should say. HA!

And not be to freakin tired all the time.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.07.2007, 06:00

To paraphrase Woody Allen, who was paraphrasing Groucho Marx:

I wouldn't want to date any woman who would debase herself by doing something as repulsive as dating me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.07.2007, 07:36

That's funny Knolls, I know what you mean

. Or rather what Marx meant.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.07.2007, 21:49

not having to got to work, use the toilet, eat as much as you want and stay just the way you are not gaining anny weight, and haveing a privet jet that flys to british columbia canada and to buy a nice hot Panago pizza

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.07.2007, 22:23

States become less edi**ots, Uk starts ruling the world under canadien guidence, money existe no more people just take what they need but are expected to do theire share, China becomes almost ubsoleyt on, Made In China, murders and drugs are almost vanishing, And i still live in CANADA

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2007, 03:33

I would say a world where you have no responsibilities. I would love to just sit back and relax.

This world doesn't let me do that.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2007, 11:34

Ha!! That's my life already!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.09.2007, 14:06

The world is already perfect because you have me!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.09.2007, 20:49

your retarded

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.09.2007, 00:22

farmboy wrote:your retarted

You must mean perfectly retarded. Makes me think of Van der Waal's Force. The ionic charge of the water molecule retards the surface of the water, giving us a curved meniscus, surface tension and a very difficult word to spell. I lost a spelling contest because I couldn't spell meniscus. The girl who beat me called me a retard.

Yeah it's a bit off topic but everything is retarded. Uniform retardation is a thing of beauty. Farmboy can't spell retarded. That could just be a typo, unless GeneralNice just got another tart from the bakery.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.09.2007, 01:02

ya it was a typo and i like ur avatar

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.09.2007, 09:48

Some-one took that the wrong way...

Anyway, what was the topic again?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.09.2007, 13:12

Chocolates and tarts