Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2009, 14:15

i make the next wish but you dont really get anything cause i get the wish.
i wish i could pause, play, rewind and fast-forward time without any paradoxes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2009, 17:19

You can, but the process involved is very complicated-so complicated you cant write it down. Then when you go back in time you forget how to change it as you are before when you found out how to work it. You get stuck 800years in the pas t and get burned for witchcraft on the account that you had a mobile phone that made light

I wish I won the grand prize on the euromillions XD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2009, 20:29

You did, unfortunately so did 6 billion other people so you won like 0.01 euro.
I wish the goverment would forget all the debt third-world countries owe them till the third-world countries aren't third world countries any more. (this would actually happen if they didn't have to pay us all their money)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 11:04

The goverments did forget all the debt third-world countries owe them, and now the third world countries are no longer third world countries.

Unfortunately without the money coming in from these countries the goverments get in to a lot of trouble as they now have a huge hole in their budget so they have to lend money in order to keep their economy going, they are sinking fast and soon they become the new third world countries.

I wish I could see the future.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 11:12

You can, and the future is terrible.

I wish for everybody to be happy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 12:58

Every body happy even in sad event that made you be a Mad Happy Man.
I wish i find a perfect job

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 13:07

You, found your dream job then u become a alcholic

i wish i could be bill gates

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 15:10

You are bill gates, unfortunately something goes wrong and everyone buys Mac's so you go bankrupt and have to sell your company for 1p.
I wish I had a computer that had sound and could buffer a video

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 15:55

You had a computer that can play sounds and buffer video's, but then you found out it was a MAC so thrown it out the window

I wish I had a girlfriend like sugar lee hooper (try to spoil that.. can never get worse)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2009, 07:47

There, your dreamgirl Sugar Lee Hooper is now all yours.
But she isn

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 17:42

you got three legs add to that 1 more leg & a tail .

I wish i can live on the moon

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.07.2009, 10:30

You became an astronaut and crashlanded on the moon.
You are the soul survivor.
You have air for 20 minutes.
Think fast.

I wish I knew want I wanted.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.08.2009, 20:20

I wish I knew want I wanted.
you turned in to B.O.B.( Monsters vs. Aliens Movie) to find out what you want to be, But you used your wish

i wish i have a money maker machine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.08.2009, 15:54

Your wish comes true:

Now you can print all the money you want,
but you want too much money,
so you print so much of it that the currency collapses,
and your money becomes almost worthless -

1 bread now costs 100 kilograms of paper money.

...

I wish I had magic trousers,
so that whenever I reached into my trouser

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.08.2009, 03:10

you got your wish..but your tastes got richer and richer and finally your pockets got a hole in them from you reaching in so often and you were dripping money all over the street and got mugged.

I wish this thread would end

pk