Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.06.2009, 16:38

They did but you couldn't afford it.

i wish for nothing

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.06.2009, 16:38

They did but you couldn't afford it.

i wish for nothing

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.06.2009, 21:22

And nothing is what you get.
And since you have nothing, as a result you perish.

I wish I had a parrot that could speak all languages of the world.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2009, 03:33

u got it, but you didnt define which world so he speaks the language of uninhabited venus where nothing talks

i wish i owned everything on earth

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2009, 04:41

You now do own everything in the world,
unfortunatly nobody but you understands this,
so your new wealth represents nothing.

I wish I owned everyhting in the world,
and that everybody knew and respected this,
and was happy for me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2009, 12:19

But alien attacks the world and ends your life .

I wish i got the ability of teleportation

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2009, 17:32

You now do have the ability for teleportation,
unfortunatly you decide to have a look at the center of the sun,
and that is the end of your tale.

I wish I had a penny.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.06.2009, 03:18

you get the penny but pennys are practicaly worthless so no difference
i wish i could think of something other than this wish

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2009, 03:26

you got your wish and reduced the size of your signature

I wish Codycool55 would reduce the number of smileys in his sig

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2009, 20:03

to bad i dont
i wish i was rich in real life

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.06.2009, 03:16

But you dont have a real life so you cant be rich.

I wish all those Smileys would disappear

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.06.2009, 08:50

The smileys have finally disappeared.
But they will be back.

I wish the sun would shine today.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2009, 03:27

it did for 1/ thousand of a nanosecond but you slept thru it

I wish I won the Lottery

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2009, 09:21

You did win the lottery, in your neighborhood Bingo match.
Congratulations, you won a kilo of swiss cheese!

I wish I did not have to clean the house everyday.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2009, 10:55

You no longer have to clean the house,
since you have been evicted and now live on the street.

I wish somebody else would make the next wish.