Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.05.2009, 09:19

You were caught by UN researchers , now you know what to do with your power, but you can't get out from their research lab.

I wish that I wishes anything anytime anywhere will come true

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.05.2009, 14:53

And all your wishes come true, anywhere anything and anytime.
But then one day you have a huge fight with your girlfriend, you loose your job and you pee in your pants because you are out groceryshopping and you can't find a toilet.
You hurry home to change your clothes but you have to walk because someone stole your car and ofcourse you run into all your friends and your girlfriend to, everybody sees you in your wet pants and they all start laughing and you wish you were dead....

I wish I could go back in time whenever I wanted.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2009, 01:00

and after testing it you find you could go back in time but then you decide to go back to your childhood but since you been lying about your age for so long you miscalculated and went back to the womb...

I wish I could make other people dreams come true

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2009, 09:30

Damn!! Busted!!

You could make other peoples dreams come true, but there are so many people who have dreams you work overtime and they keep coming and won't leave you alone.
You cannot possibly help them all at once so the crowd hovering outside your door turns against you and you have to flee for your life.

I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.05.2009, 07:37

sure you played like him and died due to the Drug use .
with the use of hallucinogenic drugs,LSD, smoked marijuana and drank alcohol , Amphetamines and heroin.
your memorial .

I wish i can fly .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.05.2009, 09:44

But you can fly, everybody can, but you can only fly downwards -
- and you never learned how to miss the ground.

I wish I could convert my Kapis to Euros.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 10:11

You changed You kapis into euro but you the exchange rate is 1 trillion caps for 1 euro, so you don't get even one euro.

I wish i am an computer expert and hack every site and web and know all stuff, including country top secrets .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 12:06

you do it and a lightning strikes, changing you into an allknowing computer program which children use to watch porn

i wish i had some chinese food right now

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 12:21

But you do have chinese food, it is from last month, you had chinese food then too and spilled one piece of rice in you shirt.
Since you almost never change your clothes it is still stuck on the inside of your shirt but ofcourse you don't notice it.
And since you are to lazy to go and order some food you soon starve to death.

I wish I could make people do whatever I want just by looking at them.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 12:24

you can do that, but unfortunately it has a side effect, namely it makes their bellys explode so you find yourself spilled with guts every time you want to use your powers

i wish nobody corrupted my next wish

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 13:57

Nobody will corrupt your next wish.
Unfortunately this does not count yet for this wish, so your next wish will be corrupted after all.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 14:26

you should also make your wish ^^

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.05.2009, 15:18

Oh, I forgot.
I wish I could control everything in my life, so there would be no dissapointments ever.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.05.2009, 04:15

your a woman you do control everything in your life but one day you realize that men are better at it and give up

I wish people would stop wishing and just be happy with who they are

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.06.2009, 19:02

people stop wishing to become better, but now people are driving you insane with their happiness.

I wish that microsoft would make a proper operating system for once.