King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.04.2009, 10:03

I dig a hole under the hill and live in it.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.04.2009, 04:43

With the power of Zeus on my side I take the hill as my own and name it Olympus in honor of the gods.

MY hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.04.2009, 11:14

Im still sat underneath the hill with a super-destroyer gun in my hand.

So I sneak out shoot you and then come back in and finish building my house.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.04.2009, 19:26

after you finished your house i destroyed it.
My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.04.2009, 23:35

Ah Geez do I have to keep doing this

sighs...

I've had an idea,

Think i'll ruin the fun for everyone muhahaha

I get my bazooka stand back and blow up the hill

No ones Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.04.2009, 23:43

its been done before, snap your neck and rebuild the hill
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.04.2009, 10:42

I put a flag on the hill you just built.
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.04.2009, 11:16

Well...

I've had a better idea

I dig a whole to the middle of the earth..

Plant explosives

Get in my ship and then BOOM!!!

No ones hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.04.2009, 14:30

Because of the explosion another hill erupts from the earth.
there is no life left on earth anymore, except me as I was elsewhere at the time of he explosion so I calmly walk up the hill and read my newspaper there.
MY HILL!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.04.2009, 22:05

I snipe you from long distance hop in my heavily armored car ( that can withstand anything imaginable) and drive on top of the hill.
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.04.2009, 10:35

Sighs...

There is no earth anymore and Im planting explosives in every other
planet in the universe so...

NO ONES HILL!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.04.2009, 11:41

Due to gravity all the bits and pieces of the exploded planets come together and form one gigantic hill!
From my explosive proof space station I fly to the hill and plant all kinds of seeds and put speciments of every living thing that ones lived on earth (except humans) which i took with me before I left for my spacestation.
The hill is thriving with life and I put a quantum curse around the hill so nothing can attack or destroy anything on my hill nor the hill itself.
Anything or anyone that tries to attack my hill will selfimplode and there will be nothing left of him, not even a memory.
MY HILL!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.04.2009, 05:36

I have nothing attack you which breaks down your wall

I walk in, and bamm right on the kisser

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.04.2009, 11:45

I engage the Improbability Drive and your hill and you become a large pile or fried eggs floating in space. I sit down on MY HILL and make loud jokes about the previous owners mother

My Hill.....of fried eggs.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.04.2009, 12:01

You kind of look really ridiculous sitting in a pile of fried eggs and after a while you start to realize this. Embarrased you find your way out the backdoor and you find a hole to crawl into and you decide to stay there and to keep a low profile for at least a hundred lifetimes.
Meanwhile I mix the eggs with concrete and form a nice solid hill where I can sit and watch the sun go down on the HORIZON...

My Hill, ofcourse.