Help me get the newspaper back! Come ON!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 14:21

Advanced Electrics wrote:
Azer Productions wrote:Quote:
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. --Henry Ford
Ford nowadays is a company that isn't making money and is poor.

That is not true. Ford Motor Company is making money and doing better than the other Auto companies at the moment. They just are not making the kind of money they used too. (I am from Michigan. Our news is mostly auto related so I keep up on things.)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 14:24

Azer Productions wrote:
Advanced Electrics wrote:
Azer Productions wrote:Quote:
Ford nowadays is a company that isn't making money and is poor.
That is not true. Ford Motor Company is making money and doing better than the other Auto companies at the moment. They just are not making the kind of money they used too. (I am from Michigan. Our news is mostly auto related so I keep up on things.)

Can we please stick to the current topic?

Thnx

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 14:37

I have and ad for Realm 2:
Selling:
Techs:Advertisements Q24, Coal Q12, Lemon Ice Cream Q11, Lamb Q11, Sausages Q11, Golden Necklaces Q11 (SOLD), Pork Q11, Sugar Q11, Flour Q11,
Wooden Toys Q10, Animal Food Q10, Strawberry Ice Cream Q10, Chocolate Ice Cream Q10, Car Bodies Q10, Minerals Q10, Apple Juice Q9, Beef Q9, Banana Ice Cream Q9, Wardrobes Q8, Beer Q8, Plastic Q7, Potatoes Q7, Golden Watches Q7 (SOLD), Engines Q7, Cotton Q6, Chairs Q6, Breads Q6, Mincemeat Q6, Shoes Q6, Orange Juice Q6, Kapi Cola Q6, Candy Bars Q6, Motorbikes Q6, Orange Ice Cream Q6, Coffee Powder Q6, Chickens Q6 and Candy Q6.
Buldings:
Congo:33979 Gas station E:2 20m

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 14:40

[quote="sergiurocks506"]I have and ad for Realm 2:
Selling:
Techs:Advertisements Q24, Coal Q12, Lemon Ice Cream Q11, Lamb Q11, Sausages Q11, Golden Necklaces Q11 (SOLD), Pork Q11, Sugar Q11, Flour Q11,
Wooden Toys Q10, Animal Food Q10, Strawberry Ice Cream Q10, Chocolate Ice Cream Q10, Car Bodies Q10, Minerals Q10, Apple Juice Q9, Beef Q9, Banana Ice Cream Q9, Wardrobes Q8, Beer Q8, Plastic Q7, Potatoes Q7, Golden Watches Q7 (SOLD), Engines Q7, Cotton Q6, Chairs Q6, Breads Q6, Mincemeat Q6, Shoes Q6, Orange Juice Q6, Kapi Cola Q6, Candy Bars Q6, Motorbikes Q6, Orange Ice Cream Q6, Coffee Powder Q6, Chickens Q6 and Candy Q6.
Buldings:
Congo:33979 Gas station E:2 20m

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 14:43

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 14:47

Selling techs, buildings and lots of products! Just IGM Sergiu Enterprises!

Join the Cars and Cabriolets Union in R2!
Just IGM me if you want to join! Or post in the Trade Syndicates R2 section! For the Cars and Cabriolets Union: www.cashaganyr2.webs.com

@thomisback Can I reserve this for subsequent editions if there are free spaces?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 17:43

thomisback wrote: 2 Funny big stories to get peoples mind off The Financial Crisis

Here are some funny storis, if you want the Site where i got them just pm me and ill tell ya:

Money

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

(Thanks Jessica)

and the second one:

The Strangest Wal Mart Customer

Dear Mrs. Denner,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Denner are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to go off at 5-minute intervals

July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House-wares. Get on it right away."

August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fatal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Once again we cannot tolerate this behavior in our store.

Regards, Wal-Mart (Thanks Bradley)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.03.2009, 19:41

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Henry George (1839 - 1897)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.03.2009, 17:50

When are you going to implement all this? You haven't yet and there have been two issues already.