Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2009, 00:27

They did , the thing was , they ware literaly 'hot' like 900

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2009, 19:33

You get all of the above and are well impressed with yourself and walking along the street truning random stuff into gold your really impressed... Then you get hit by a truck and die

I wish i could live forever(I dont care about being bored

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2009, 20:28

you live forever on mars alone

i wish i was the smartest guy from the planet

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.03.2009, 13:46

You are the smartest guy on Mars

I wish i had my own oil platform and oil refinery so i never had to buy gas

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.03.2009, 14:40

you have them but you built them wrong
oil platform on mountains and oil refinery on sea

i wish i had more money

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.03.2009, 15:44

you do, you are now one Hungary Forint richer ( 1 Hungary Forint equals about 0.00403698 USD)

I wish i had a Lamborghini Embolado

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.03.2009, 18:44

You get it in the version of a little toy car

I wish i could have

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.03.2009, 01:56

you had your 1 billion coin But that made the British economy Very weak that they had to go back to the Barter System

I wish i own the world

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.03.2009, 19:44

The world was not defined so the magic genie that grants all these wishes gives you mars

You go there and die of lack of oxygen-what a pity

I wish i was smarter than everyone else ever will be

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.03.2009, 22:53

you were the smartest but you couldn't communicate with anyone because nobady could understand you and they put in a psycological clinic for ever.
i wish i can wish anything, anytime and anywhere and change my wishes when i want and all of these come true.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.03.2009, 23:18

Never heard that before, your wish is granted and as you admire all your power Fidel Castro jumps out of some bushes with an AK 47 and shoots you before you can wish hm away and you die

I wish I knew what to write for my CV :S

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.03.2009, 12:29

with the wish i had already made years before i can go back in time and kill fidel when it was a babe.. so nothing happens..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.03.2009, 14:57

by killing fidel you make disturbances in time flow, which results in completely different course of events where you are transformed into a carrot which is then eaten by bugs bunny.

i wish my computer was finally fixed

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.03.2009, 16:49

Yor computer was finally fixed but when thessalonikia got transformed into a carrot and eaten by bugs bunny, this changed timeflow again, and it led to a chain of events where in the end you were never born, and your computer belonged now to someone else who knows how to handle computers, so it never needed fixing in the first place.

I wish I didn't have to do anything I don't want to do and I had no obligations.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.03.2009, 18:20

Due to the time flow his happens, you are now not of the human species but instead are a cat

Your owners throw you out and leave you to stare to death.

I wish people would respond to me on msn and skype >.<