King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 22:45

I put nails int he road leading up to the hill, bursting your tyres and making you crash, you get rushed back into the hosptial and youlaser is confiscated by the big male nurses with nets. I run and claim my position on top of the hill, then dig a hile and jump inside it into my "mole hill empire" oh yeah

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 23:11

After 3 years, 2 days, 2 hours and 31 minutes I finally saw threw again with the plastic spoons they gave me.

I quick get up stab the guard in the eye, as he screams in pain I stab the male nurses in the eye.

I get on the phone and say felixbluindustries I am coming for you!!!

You get scared and run off but all to late three arrows strike you down and you are finished off by a bullet.

I claim my hill back

MY HILL (I got most of this stuff from Rambo)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.02.2009, 19:29

I tell rambo you stole his lines and he gets mad. He comes after you with his bow and strikes you down. I let him carry your body away and keep you in a cave he lives in, as a slave.

I then claim my hill back

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.02.2009, 23:17

I politely ask you to go get me coffee, as you are leaving i shoot a crossbow through your head

MY HILL

P.S. Has anyone noticed that the person who made this threads only 16 posts were in this thread

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.02.2009, 00:41

I bring your coffee back but as soon as you are about to shoot me I strike your arm breaking it in three places and take you where the dead rambo is yeah thats right I killed him

come back and MY HILL

p.s did you ever notice how I like own this game

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.02.2009, 17:23

Well yes this is your personal spamming ground

And as you look in general section at the thread i made about you i sneak up behind you and pusing you into a bottomless pit that was rather conviniently placed

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.02.2009, 22:08

i start digging at an 18

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.02.2009, 22:36

You may of shot me but i didnt die and rather dramatically pull a knife from somewhere it shouldnt be and stab you in the leg. As you cry out in pain i throw a Oxford english dictinary at your head and you fall unconcious, i tie you up and lock you in a cell with rapists and murders who all hate you and will never show remorse or any nice things

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 01:16

i ally with cowboy and assault your hill with caterpillar machinery (yes ok its american but still does the job now that obama is in charge). after we win the hill with fake alliance, me and farmboy celebrate it with 2l of whiskey. when he passes out drunk, i seduce his cow. my hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 01:42

As Obama will be closing Guantanamo bay (hope i spelled that right) im am free and ready to wreak havoc. I go to your hill and take 1 piece of dirt every hour for 35 years. After 35 years of meticulous petty thevory i rebuild the hill, built a porch on top, get a shot gun, build a white picket fence around my hill, and build 13 "Keep Of My Lawn Signs":idea: Oh and did i mention the lazy hound dog THE HILL IS MINE

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 02:58

I quickly calm down my cow, after the STD's it just recieved

give it a vaccination.

I run up to your hill, I knock down your signs when know one is looking, I throw a bone for the dog of course it dont move. Now the hard part "the fence" I think for 5 minutes on how I am going to do this. After I get it I quickly move my hand to the gate handle swiftly open it and I am in.

Now you Myth!!! You are asleep so I take your shotgun and turn it around I wake you up and you shoot your self.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 17:23

While you celebrate your victory i push you inside myths shack and set it on fire... Not wanting to add to global warming i attatch the shack to fire works and set them all off taking oyu out of the earths precious atmosphere

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 19:45

Unfornatunately you catch cancer and die. Now you're out of this game for good!!

MY HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 20:46

I shoot you

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 22:24

I crash and aeroplane into your head

MY HILL