King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.02.2009, 13:06

i shoot a large heat ray at your walls, you drown in molten gold, the hill is now covered in gold.
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.02.2009, 14:48

i shoot you from a distance of 1 centimeter

my HILL!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 15:48

I put a very small bomb in your throat while you are sleeping and you blow up.

MY HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 18:18

I come back from hell cause the devil decided to take me this time I kill him. I take over hell and comand the demons to come and bring you to the prison we have when you get there I shoot you.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 19:07

I fly over the hill and drop a trail of cookies leading into heaven and as the demons follow them they get killedby the angels. I then parachute onto the hill and look down the hole into hell where you are and fire my sniper rifle. Hitting you right in the top of the head. I then teleport my hill onto the edge of a bottomless pit so that if anyone else gets on it it will overbalance and fall into the pit

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 19:13

i quickly run out of the hole fill it up and run to the pit I get a rope and my Chevy truck and pull the hill out. I carefully plan a lighting bolt strike.

When you are in the right place you are struck by it.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 19:13

But I then get the U.S army to attack you and they kill you. I then get them to guard the hill with over 40,000 soldiers!

MY HILL!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 19:15

I am the general of the army and once they see me they kill you and go back home

STILL MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 19:17

But while they were guarding the hill i went and stole one of their nukes that they were supposed to be guarding and i blow you all up

all your 40,000soldiers are dead! Then i surround the hill with mines and surround myself with bomb and bullet proof glass

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.02.2009, 19:18

I get a mole and we dig up underneath the ground

I get out slowly and cut off your head throw you out of the bullet proof glass and shoot your bomb

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 10:05

i send a nuclear bomb, kill you all
my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 18:55

I build an army of 20,000,000 robots and take over the hill. I then guard it with 100,000 tanks, 50,000 anti-air missiles and 1,000,000 ballistic missiles.

MY HILL!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 20:39

I simple walk up the hill shoot you in the face and hire some people to run all those things.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 21:04

This is getting so bizar lol, actually too bizar, so I slap farmboy multiple times on the head until he wakes up and I put him on anti-psychosis drugs.
You wake up and realize you are in a psychiatric hospital, in a strayjacket in isolation tied down to a chair.
You always have been here and all the other people and the hill and everything that happened was just in your insane imagination.
None of them exsist and all what happened was just in your mind.

You are are all alone, and you always have been, in a pampered room with big male nurses around you and just before you get drowsy and fall into a coma from the strong sedative i give you, you look out the bar window...its a beautiful view you see all down below..
and the last thing you see is that the psychiatric hospital is built on a hill...a very big hill...
and since it happens to be my hospital it is also MY HILL!!
Always has been MY hill, and always will be:
MINE!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.02.2009, 22:23

but i had a laser that cut threw the jacket and I ran away to get my gun

I shoot you 450 times yet not killing you I put you on a fire ant hill and put salt all over your wounds, then I put 50 explosives next to and lit them with a 2 second fuse

I quickly get on my jet 4-wheeler and ride off to my hill

MY HILL