Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 20:07

"You were smart, but being so smart you realized the senselesness of everything, so you couldn't have fun anymore, there was no point, so you soon became apathic and stopped thinking.

I wish I could die and live to tell about it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 20:58

You died and then god wanted you to stay and tell everyone about it. But it was so horrible that you couldn't and you died again.

I wish I had a banana with no bruises.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 23:51

you got one, but the banana cost 2dollers, and you only had $1.75, so you had to be the mans sex slave for the next 10 years to pay off the debt, and when you were finally free the banana had a bunch of bruises, so you tried to commit suicide but someone stopped you and took you to a mental help facility. And now every day at 5o clock you get a banana with a big old bruise going right down the side

I wish i had a broken leg

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 23:59

You did but it was healed 1.1 seconds after it broke

I wish I was rich

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 09:25

You were. Then you invested your money in a bank that went down the drain 5 seconds later. Wiping out all your savings.

I wish I had an airplane.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 11:39

ok but then you couldnt afford to pay the fuel and you would have to sell it half price.
i wish i could get my certificate without studying

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.09.2008, 22:01

You did get your certificate, but it turns out to be a fake and you get sent to jail for forgery.

I wish I knew the secret of all life, and would therefore be whorshiped all over the universe.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 19:08

You knew the secret, but so did everybody else at the same exact time. You weren't worshipped across the universe because everyone else knew it as well. So you were just a regular person who knew the secret of all life.

I wish... everything i touched would turn to gold! (sounds familiar?)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 22:32

You touched yourself

I wish I never had to go to the bathroom.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.10.2008, 00:41

You did but then your boss thought you didnt need to sleep either and made you work 24 hours a day

I wish for every hour of sleep I get it would actually be like 24 hours, so if I slept 2 ours it would take another person 48 just to get the same amount of sleep.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.10.2008, 19:46

Wish granted, but you actually age 24 times faster when your're alsleep in order to fit the time required for the wish, so someone decided to tranquize you for 10 days, so you age 6 months, however, that was beyond your normal lifespan, so you die just as you wake up.

I wish I always had 10% of all the moneys in the universe in all aspects.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.10.2008, 23:43

You did, but some aliens far away used liquid magma as curency so you died and all the money melted

I wish the i had $28.96

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.10.2008, 00:49

nobody knows who "the i" is and he doesn't get $28.96

I wish i was cool enough to play kapilands

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.10.2008, 21:05

You were cool enough to play kapiland but only the other kapilanders thought you were, the rest of the world thought you were some looser nerd sitting in front of his computer all day playing a silly game called kapiland and imagining to be rich in an imaginary world, ...so you changed your mind and decided to get rich in the real world.

I wish i knew why myth wished she?/he? had exactly $28,96..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.11.2008, 21:07

But I guess we'll never know...