Funny Messages From System

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 03:39

why are you kicking the ground it is 10k liters that is like 2k dollars, and I think you gain that not lose it if I remember right

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 11:30

yeah but isnt it embarassing get a plumber in quick

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 14:01

well yeah but....yeah ok looking at a butt crack for a few hours is embarrassing, but hey look at the bright side....um.....you....you.....ok nevermind just be happy it was only water and not your whole company went on strike unless you pay them 100k. That sucked and I was little when that happened.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 16:23

lol on realm 2 i didnt pay the 100k or whatever and one of my powerplants just stopped for 12hours... then resumed afterwards and since my powerplant doesnt make 100k every 12hours there was no point in paying it

lol

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.10.2008, 18:44

I needed a comfortable chair in my office so I took yours. There is an old one in storage that you can use. New chairs are too expensive...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.10.2008, 08:31

Subject Call from the administration
Hello boss,
well, that was quite a successful company party yesterday, wouldn't you say? The new female trainee managed to drink even 150 kilo Ernie - the guy from the warehouse - under the table and afterwards our boss stripped in front of the entire staff. What a party!

What, you don't recall? Not a problem, I've got it all on DVD, I'll show it to you once I get a chance.
Didn't you mention you wanted to talk about a raise?

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.11.2008, 04:30

Subject Bill
We allow us to charge you 5.00 Caps for your visit to the Spa with an included massage

Your brown checkered socks that you seem to have forgotten, can be picked up at the reception.

Thank you very much and please come again soon!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.11.2008, 16:41

Blackout! The server's down, get a torch immediately! Have you paid the electricity bill?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.11.2008, 20:19

nothing to do? I will take care of the evaluation of the business statistics then. I guess I'll be done by 3 a.m tomorrow.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.12.2008, 00:20

Good morning boss,
how dare you log onto my computer! We caught a virus! I have no idea what site you were on!

probably a porn site...lol

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.12.2008, 12:44

'*I'd better not tell the boss, that I ran the latest contract through the shredder instead of the fax

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.01.2009, 15:18

Nachricht von System, 5.01.09 16:06
Hello boss,
I am supervisor Black

. I'm afraid I've got some bad news; Your employees are demanding extra payments due to all the extra shifts they had to pull the past months. All in all they demand 100.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.01.2009, 12:37

Message from System, 14.01.09 13:24

Subject Call from the warehouse
Hello boss,
would you mind coming down to the warehouse? They all stopped working to play RumbleRace - apparently it's highly addictive. Please come down at once and lay down the law.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.01.2009, 13:26

Good afternoon boss,
Hint: Did you make some bad decisions concerning your company's fate? In the office/profile you can restart the game, without deleting your account.

lol i dont think some guy who has like 100mil+ fixed assets would think of restarting his account.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.01.2009, 22:57

Hello boss,
the IRS just called. You have to remargin 10.000

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