King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.06.2008, 20:41

I move to my secret underground base and pull out my Death Note, which none know about
I write down the following, which is what you do:
myth123456789, suicide.
After writing a note relinquishing all ownership of his hill, army, and other belongings to Mr Green, takes a plane and jumps off intentally. Dies upon impact to the ground
I rightfully take my stuff back and create a FARCE, which is short for:

Freaking
Awesome
Reality
Changer/
Emulator

Basicly, it turns anyone I aim the gun at into anything I want, such as say, a chicken I could eat!!!
I have this, my light kanta, my time stopper, and my I-MMX and Sandworm army.
And I will not be tricked again by the Puppy eyes, or any other form of pursuation that is attempted on me
TEH HILL IS MINE FOREVER!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.06.2008, 21:35

I get invisble , take that nice little gun you have
( while you were drinking a coffe in a pub next to your hill , whithout taking your gun with you) , and change you into a coca-cola which i drink.
( Little plus , i destroy everything you have exept for your time-stopper)

I just clean the hill of all dirt , sit on top , and stop time .

The hill is mine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.06.2008, 13:16

I bring a time accelerator, and when my accelerator meats you time freezer it make a normal time period in between and i kick you off the hill.

I then out up a no trespassing sign and if you trespass then i will report you to the police and you will have to pay a 95 dollar fine ha ha ha

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.06.2008, 14:45

myth123456789 wrote:I then out up a no trespassing sign and if you trespass then i will report you to the police and you will have to pay a 95 dollar fine ha ha ha

Only in Canada... Well, I am back. I take my particle displacer and break you into billions of tiny particles floating around the world. Then I take out my magic sword and make little fairies follow all your particles around and laugh at you

. Then I take the hill and paint a new sign: "Beware of ogre".

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.06.2008, 15:35

well, that partical diplacer cost allot of money so the cops come for their fine and you cant pay so they take you to jail, and i of piece of me lands on the hill

the hill is mine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.06.2008, 15:41

Well. I got out on bail (thanks Grand Ma). So I came to the hill and called the cops and they came and took you to Alcatraz, put you in a high security solitary confinement pit, swallowed the key, and left you there to rot

.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.07.2008, 18:48

well, seeing as how they left me with no sucurety i just did out and tell you to leave and you do ( your verry persuasive lol) the hill is mine!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.08.2008, 12:27

i kill everyone in the world so the world is mine forever but i get bored after i kill everyone so i kill myself the end...utill next time

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.09.2008, 23:30

I was sleeping so I didnt get the memo.

MY HILL

For the 58th time

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.09.2008, 00:47

we i got a dead cow that dumped on them and they melted beat that

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.09.2008, 01:24

dont know what you just said but i shoot you in the head for making no sense what so ever and I claim my hill back

MY HILL

For the 59th TIME

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.09.2008, 22:32

^buys your company. MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.09.2008, 23:36

My price tag is 1 trillion billion million, orrrr

1'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000.00 which i see you dont have so the bank don't loan you any money.

I shoot you just because I got new gold plated bullets

MY HILL AGAIN for an even 60th time

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.09.2008, 01:52

Farmboy is bitten by one of his cows. Unfortunately for him the cow was a carrier of hydrophobia, rabies. After contracting rabies Farmboy was afraid to leave the hill to receive medical attention, therefore, dying from the disease. Eleknar, CEO & Founder of Eleknar Energy Solutions, stumbled upon the body one day while scoping out land for the construction of new power plants. Eleknar liked the hill where he found the body so he decided to bury the diseased corpse and build a log cabin on top of it. Luckily Eleknar had just received his rabies vaccination after a vicious encounter with a rabid hamster. Being vaccinated against the disease means that Eleknar doesn't have to worry about contact with the body or any other infected host for that matter. Eleknar realized that he had obtained a nice piece of land so he decided to defend it against possible invaders. He fortified his cabin and installed a state of the art security system. The security system is a concept that was originally designed for use by the military but it was found unfit for military use due to it's overly superior lethality rating. Eleknar's highly secure facility atop the hill is protected from surface, sub-surface, and air attacks. The facility also host it's own internal ventilation system that protects against nuclear, biological, and chemical attacks. Basically, the facility is impregnable. I believe it's safe to say that I truly am the king of this great hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.09.2008, 03:58

When you buried me i had my gun with me, as you were dancing around in your cabin you stepped in the perfect spot and the trigger was pulled with the weight of the dirt shooting you straight in the head and blowing out your brains. Your system was to slow to stop the bullet, your blood rushed into my nose causing rabies to die and the disease to be gone. I found myself just a few inches underground so I hopped right up threw you out of the perimeter. I hired Area 51 to watch over my newly built cabin with great security.

MY HILL AGAIN