my secretry is jsut odd...

[Guest]

My Secretary is giving me a complex.

Good morning boss,
Hmmm....Should I tell him that he signed the wrong contract? Nah, I'd rather not, otherwise I wouldn't be able to leave immediately....

If I'm the boss and she said that, she is either talking to herself or she thinks there is two of me... Maybe she is a mole from another company... Maybe she is just a mole.

Anyway she is fired,,, until tomorrow.

[Guest]

LOL
"do you have to scare me like this? I thought, I would be alone the whole time and then you storm into the office so fast?!?! I answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, assumed 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 o'clock at night, produced an advertising and sent it to the newspaper..and what did you do in the meantime?"

[Guest]

Good evening boss,
you forgot to turn out the light yesterday.Think of the electricity bill.


Sounds like my wife!

[Guest]

I need new stationery.

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have you seen the stats today?

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would you pay for this advanced training course, boss? Its an Access course. It would help me organize and synchronize our data even better!

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you forgot a supply agreement!The client was really moped!

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I know; you have less time and the businesses run bad, but do you mean, it would be possible to pay me a wage for the whole work that I do here?

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could they pinch me once?! I believes, I actually see perspiration there; on your forehead!

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...I don't really ask for a lot! But how do you think about a very loud HELLO?

[Guest]

I LOVE THE SECRETARY!

watch this message:

boss,
You may not believe it! For a short while a angry customer dropped 2.500 kg steel in front of our warehouse. He said we shall keep our waste for ourselves and disappeared. We just can sell this steel again. HaHaHaHa, I will never stop wondering about people!

[Guest]

Hahahaha, this is hilarious:

I have a date with the maker of this game, Nasenprinz, today. Maybe, this can rescue our company?

[Guest]

i got that one too

[Guest]

Sometimes I wanna give her a reply, but my secretary is too ignorant.

She's sacked until tomorrow...

Good morning boss,
I saw that you checked my computer yesterday... I'm really sorry that there was a online browser game installed... but I'm hooked on it.

[Guest]

Realm 2:

Good morning boss,
Hint: It is possible to send up to 5 contracts of most different merchandise at the same time. It will put in only one price for all merchandise.

Great work

[Guest]

Has anyone reicived this message there were a series of letters about a box and finaly i recived this on

Hello boss,
do you have any idea what happened to Mr. Smith? He hasn't shown up for work for days now.

I think it has somthing to do with the following

Good afternoon boss,
yesterday I was on the annual secretarys' meeting and it was really exciting! There is something strange going on in Kapilands. Don't know what, but *whisper*...

[Guest]

There has been so much work lately that I think you need a new secretary. This old one is starting to fall apart.

[Guest]

Good evening boss,
...I don't really ask for a lot! But what about a very loud HELLO?

[Guest]

Good evening boss,
You think I'm not polite? But what about you, never even reply to me.

[Guest]

Good evening boss,
'*I'd better not tell the boss, that I ran the latest contract through the shredder instead of the fax

[Guest]

Good evening boss,
do you have to scare me like that? I thought I was all by myself the entire time and then you storm into the office!! I have so far answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, received 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 a.m., produced an advertisement and sent it to the newspaper ... and what did you do in the meantime?