me and you are the last man standing on earth there is no owning this owning that anymore so i shot you and now i own it and now i am the last man on earth on a hill
like i said your not a land loard it just me and you on the planet left no one owns anything as there is no Government as for the gost your just a little man in a cloth that can still die
But the aliens didn't consider that the planet would have dangerous bacteria so they all die out before being able to claim the land for themselves, so I claim it since there's no one to claim it
Using a shrinkoray (tm) I shrink the hill down until it is only a few cm across. I then eat the hill with some beer, some chips and a nice curry sauce. The hill is mine for at least 24 hours. At some point someone else can have the 'hill' back (if you can put up with the smell)
It seems there are too many terrorist activities on that hill, nukes, borgs oh.. It's time to conduct an internal security operation against the terrorist organizations.
Well, boys, I reclaim the hill in the name of The Kapilands Armed Forces.