King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2007, 19:07

i pull out a large round long object and poke you in the eye with it. you roll over in pain and i reveshingly pull off one of your toes and poke the other eye with it. your screaming with pain only makes me laugh harder. I stash the long object away and pull out my dogs. They go around and knock down all the crappy little walls people thought was strong. the walls crumble and the magic force field dies. the dogs howl in joy. then i pull out the long round object of mine a through the end of it i pee shoot little fish which gorge each and everyone of your eyes out. then they swallow them and the fish blow up.
i stand on the top of the hill on guard and circle my dogs around and my long object stays on patrol in heat radar so that when anything past the heat of 0 degrees comes anywhere in a 100 meter radar it gets shot with poisionous fish sucking eye ball menaces i stick a metal pole through the hill incase anyone tries to put a hole in it so im on a platform

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D MY HILL

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Montoya Inc · Post by **Montoya Inc** » 23.02.2007, 00:40

I set fire to the hill, however i use SAFTEY oil that does not ignite (gotta save the children), so i take the money that i earn from power and have people beat the current own of the hill up, take the hill back, and mark my territory.

MA HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.02.2007, 09:32

but i take a long rope and tie you with it and a tie the rope to my car and drag you of the hill
then i run up the hill and i claim it and put on it the newest security sistem that nobody could take the hill from me

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 01:21

i hack into a satalite and comand it to kill everyone on the hill and then i take the hill and stick up a flag

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 02:29

well i , secertly hid remote explosives in your flag which i then trigger and blow you up, i then hire a band of mercnery samari to protect me from any threats and fix their drinks which if they decide to turn on me i thne pull out some handy dandy device (of which no name is curently known) that instantly kills them before they can lay a hand on me. shortly after thatevent were to happen another band of mercnery samari come at lighting speed to protect me. also i drive a anti missle battery up the hill to protect from any missles that may be fired, i also have a bomb squad inspect every nook and cranny of anything that comes up the hill to check for explosives. i also have a platform on which i stand to defend from landmines. i then also send team of assinans to kill every person that once owned this hill (allow i could have sowrn they have been killed before) or any one else that thinks they have a chance at taknig the hill. i also build many buildings around the hill and create a city so that first the hill is hard to find but also i hire snipers that hid on the buildings and take out any enemy sinpers that may be hiiding trying to take me out. they are then giving a team of body guards that protect them form any sneak attacks that may try to kill them. i also give them small anit missile baterys and hook up computers to their sinippers so that i, the body guards and my mercenry samari can all see so we know if any of them turn on me before they can take a shot. the hill is now MINE!!!! try and take it from me i dare you! muahahhaha

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 13:47

idrill into the hill and then up right underneath you and you fallinto the hole and i chuck a grenade down i then but i few land mines in the hillsnd cover up the hole. but 1st i make miself look liek you so alll your people think it is you mi hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 13:54

but, that perosn you killed was really me, it was a imposter, i knew you would come and kill me so i dressed up as one of the bombsquad members and waited for you, i then built a electirc fence grabed you and tied you up only leaving a finger out (the rope was fire resistent so it coludn't burn) i then build a machine that gabs that finger and puts it in and out of the elctric fence to tourture you, you then feel sooo much pain that you find a way to move and jump into the fence killing you instantly, i then come back to my rightful postion, i also build a huge conctrte slab under the hill stoppnig any one to drill up underneath me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 15:04

but ur dead cuss u said it was reli you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 15:52

I just give the old King of The Hill, a poison pill & killhim!
So I am the owner of the hill!
And whats new I have a guardian who shoots electricity to kill all intruders!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 16:25

and i dress in rubbe, that rejects electricity and then i trow some water on you guardian and he dies electrocuted and whenyousee that he is ded you run lke a woosy and i take the hill
but i drink some magic water and i am invinceble and i have super powers too
come and take my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 18:23

ok i come up the hill and push you off
mi hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.02.2007, 22:03

ok that was a typo, but i magicly come back to life after beening giving a potion from a witch. i then clone my self, give my self and my clones imunity to everything, climb the hill and you are trampled under foot. then, since there are so many of my clones you cant kill them all or push them off the hill, i now rule the hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.02.2007, 13:07

The Genius Me: Go my army of Bats robots. Go and Invade This HILL!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.02.2007, 16:54

too bad, i reprogram them by hacknig there system and set them on you and put up a giazllion fire walls to stop you from hacking into them, its still my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.02.2007, 16:53

I create a teleportation device and teleport the hill, me and the teleportation device (and all documentation of how to build it) to an unknown location in the universe. I tell no-one where I have gone.

In a freak accident strangely reminiscent of 'the fly', the hill and me are merged into one.

I am the Hill!

None of you will ever own me!

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King Of The Hill

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