Never Ending Story

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.01.2008, 18:43

and everything and everone blows up except me cause i'm on the moon so humanity shall die when i die...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.07.2008, 16:46

...but you were smart so you built a time machine and went 30 years back, you thought, you made a wrong calculation in the time machine so you went 3000 years back.
You started to...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.07.2008, 17:59

...think about whether penguin would taste more like fish, or chicken but you just couldn't decide. Suddenly there was a flash of light...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.07.2008, 19:40

... and a cooked penguin and a cooked fish appeared you ate both and found that the penguin tastes more like corn on the cob than fish. All of sudden.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.08.2008, 12:31

you notaice your time machine was gone so...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.09.2008, 02:11

you got on ebay.com and found a slightly used time machine for much less than you bought the first one for.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.09.2008, 09:38

but then your head is...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.09.2008, 11:36

left in the past while the rest of you moved forward in time, thats what you get for buying a slightly used time machine for much less than you bought the first one for.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.09.2008, 11:58

sally wrote:left in the past while the rest of you moved forward in time, thats what you get for buying a slightly used time machine for much less than you bought the first one for.

lol. I don't even know what to say. Next.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.09.2008, 21:32

(I will continue a centence)
Fortunately you soon find that your mother had always been right when she told you your head is empty and your brain must be situated in another bodypart..so you start thinking...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.09.2008, 23:01

... Where is my brain... hmm... how will I ever find out? I know! I shall call my friend Mike, a Neurologist with a PhD. in something or other (I always forget)... "Hi Mike, it's me" I said "I need to know where my brain is located. It's not in my head, can you please help?"....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.09.2008, 10:08

Oh and Mike, (you say) something else is bothering me too, everytime when I sit down on a wooden chair I get a headache... very strange!
hmmm...says Mike, that is weird.. but just out of curiousity, where do you put your phone when you use it? since you dont seem to have the use of your ears..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.09.2008, 15:59

i put a cow next to your duck. so where is my...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.09.2008, 18:52

golden hamster poo?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.12.2008, 04:16

Then he said that he remembered putting it in my head for safe keeping.
Only there was one problem...