King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.07.2007, 21:42

i set up camp at the bottem of the hill and start fishing in the pond,

Jin's Hill!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.07.2007, 22:13

I ask Zeus kindly if he would be so kind to smite whoever is sitting on top. I walk to the top and burn all the bodies that has been killed for the hill, so that I get a clean slate to work from.

I now create a fortress around the hill, and a duplicate of the Tower of Babylon (to the Moon you know

) on top. I then hire G. W. Bush to (as he is so open for bribes) to lend me some nuclear firearms for my protection.

Also, to save the hill from any more redicolus damage I blow it all up and puts an end to this game^^

Kingship is mine!

~Imperial Office

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 17:04

i knock you down the hill and take it for me

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 17:53

i shoot you and claim the hill for my self

then as i burn you so ur sprit leaves i shot you again then i put u in a capult and fire into space never to return

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 20:41

gravity pulls me in and i crash into you squishing you and i land in my body and am ressurected and claiming the hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 22:59

i nuke you and turn into a Zogme (never dies, always kills what it sees, alwasys forms back together again)

i claim the hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.08.2007, 10:02

I came and push everyone down.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.08.2007, 16:37

I simplly come to the hill and as you see me approach, you can't stand to my power and you run away scarred!
I'm king now!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2007, 19:58

i came i saw i conquered

my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2007, 21:12

what hill? you mean this lump of grass in my backyard? everybody out! NOW! or I call the cops and charge you all with trespassing!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2007, 21:16

i found the deed to the place in the street and showed it to the cops saying it was my place so you out

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2007, 01:12

My name is Chuck Norris, God made me king of all things.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2007, 09:40

i buy the hill for 1 cent.

HAHAHA MY HILL.

i put a restricted area around my hill so no one can get in.
*puts ion cannons around me*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2007, 00:13

i buy for 2 cents and kill you and then i take my money back

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.08.2007, 07:57

i scam you by telling you to give the hill and ill give it back and i put for sale signs around it it costs $XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX