You had a lambo but you parked it under a tree and all the birds pooed on it. You tried to have it cleaned but the bill was far too expensive. You dumbed the car in a public carpark.
I wish for a free premium account! (get past that one eh!)
you got it and drank it then the police came and said it was stolen property of the king of the kapiland bank so the bank sued you and you lost everything
i wish my dog wouldnt kill everything that moved (animals that is)
Your dog didn't kill everything that moved. As a result the U.S.A army could not give your dog a secret contract to work for them. It turns out the contract was worth millions and you reversed the wish. After getting your million dollars the currency crumbled against the pound sterling and you tore all your hair out because you were annoyed because you were worthless now. Now that you had no hair you decided to crawl into a hole and...play poker with your self as oposed to dying!
you wish came true and i did know about your q5 steel at 140c but then some random made a better deal of q8 steal at 138c and your steel was left to rot
You got your wish. You got on an airplane and were seated in Coach, between two very large men that never bathed. The only in-flight movie was a very good murder mystery but the last 10 minutes was cut off so you never got to find out who the killer was. You ate some of the free peanuts, which was the only food on the plane, but developed a peanut allergy that made you ugly and constipated. Hideous and cramping you tried to exit the plane, but you could not retract your wish and you spend all of eternity flying aboard that plane.
wish granted, but when your dad and mom died in a crash that you caused you were happy, so the remaining family thought you did it on purpose so they killed you
