King Of The Hill

[Guest]

I find the nastyiest pig pen in the world, and I roll around in the mud and poop, and bring bucks of pooo to the top of the hill with me, and spread it all around.... No one wants the hill now that it sticks, and no one wants to touch me, or get near me.... I win

[Guest]

I come with the warriors of the world. You see us, and you pee. As I come closer, you bow to me and beg me to be my slave. I say "no" and you say: "at least, you can have my hill.I mean, Your hill, oh great Zarevock, the lord of thunder fire and rain!" I ask you to suicide, and you do it.
We rule the land of ["hill"] once more.
I am the King of the hill

[Guest]

as you stand basking in your glory you gaze into the distance. there you see a grand hill towering above you. atop the hill stands a field mouse that is the true king of the hill.

slowly it dawns on you that you were all [censored] and had been fighting over the wrong hill. gathering your shattered dignity you withdraw to your dilapidated home, clawing you way though the garden turned to jungle. somewhere in the back of your mind you remember seeing a mousetrap, but where could it be......

[Guest]

I fly to the top of the hill grab the mouse, put him on the other hill, return to the bigger hill and take a leak.

MY HILL

[Guest]

I shoot with a superlaser from space right on your little tinky-winky while you'r chaing the leek , you run away from pain

I walk to the hill , plant a bord saying :
" i believe in peace , buying seeds any Q "
Then set a military camp around

MY HILL

[Guest]

I come with my new army, and we have absolutely no mercy taking out your... board. We burn it to ashes while dance around it we pray to the god of metal to help us. As we're his best servants, he gives the hill to us as a present of our loyalty.

[Guest]

Then i call me skin-head friends , ask them to bash evrything exept themselfs and me that is alive in the environment ,

You all get transported to a clinic ( You dont die , gosh i'm kind !)

MY HILL

[Guest]

I dream with the powers of the metal, and I heal instantly. I summon the warriors of the world. You are gently removed from the hill to the farthest solar system.(I am very kind too). Then we pray to the God of Metal, and own the hill again. Oh, and every single skin head kill each other.

[Guest]

then after a few milliard years , while hundreds of you battle for a piece of hill , a mad scientis ( AGAIN ) invents a time- travel machine , and i travel myself back to 19 / 2 / 2007 , and all post in this toppic are Future , cuz i'm in the past , while im in the past i wait for the hillto be created and i bump his creater right after he created it , and change the futer , nothing of all the replys ever happend , and i declare myself the FIRST king of the hill

MY HILL

[Guest]

Already 3 days KOTH :'(
Why won't some1 beat me ? !

[Guest]

Builds his own hill away from the other hill and claims his own hill as his

My hill is now mine

[Guest]

JamesMan celebrates creating his own hill, but he forgets that when he drinks, he passes out. While he's sleeping it off, I bring in a front-end loader and move the hill back where it belongs, to MY back yard

[Guest]

What merhouse doesn't know is jamesman was secretly passed out and that he was hiding in the hills bomb shelter and runs out with a chainsaw screaming HERESS!! JONNY! and kicks in a random door.. and cuts merhouse into little peices.. claiming his hill in merhouse's backyard

My Hill

[Guest]

But, you signature is to long, and you get bouted out by the mods and i stroll in and claim the hill and clean everthing up from the years of fighting

[Guest]

whahaha my sig is not 2 long all alignments of my sig are as by rules of the sig rules so.. i run in with explosives around my chest run up to ganman and explode destroying ganman, a few moments later a random japanese claims the hill

RANDOM JAPANESE'S HILL!