funny secretary

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 22:29

Ha! Just heard from the Intel they have some tough to crack body armor: armadillos! We need armor-piercing ammunition! Go get it, Sergiu! Now!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 09:13

*serg's wounded*

*hops on the vark, races back and gets the AP ammo to rush back*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 14:50

MEDIC, we need a MEDIC! *rushes to find his medipack*

Load the varkcannon, Jan! Prepare to fire on my command! *loads cannon, locks on to the target*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 18:59

Yes!

One gummy bear down! Err... 3000 to go....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2010, 01:03

just 3.000? what a relief..thought there were 3.002

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2010, 13:40

Surprise, surprise, they've just sent another battalion our way

.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2010, 15:34

ah great...

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solved.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2010, 16:36

jan1666 wrote:ah great...

poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop baf poof paf bof pow chop

solved.

Not yet, there is still one.

The biggest gummy bear of them all!

Come on Varks, let's take him down! *all the vark army runs away with fright, only I remain*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2010, 00:11

i come back from the storage depot with 1 big shell and bomb the thing...he now misses his head. problem solved

only....100 new small ones in SECRETARY (back ontopic) came out of him...bad case..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2010, 10:34

Oh no!

The secretary saved the best gummy bears for last!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2010, 10:46

we ran out of weaponary..

wait, ill brb

back, hi guys, AHHHHHHHH the gummies are close

*attaches a plough in front of his aardvark-machine*

now lets go plough some gummies

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2010, 16:37

Oh no!

The Famous Five (gummy bears) are here!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2010, 21:47

Well lets sing em out

shalala shalali t'gaat niet uit mn kop.... (yes..dutch eurovision)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.06.2010, 19:06

jan1666 wrote:Well lets sing em out

shalala shalali t'gaat niet uit mn kop.... (yes..dutch eurovision)

Great idea!

No-one can listen to that song without getting brain damage (yes, even gummy bears who get gummy brain damage)!

They ran away... the war has been won, well done varks!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.06.2010, 11:59

Umm...guys..I don't like pis-ing in your pool and ruining all the fun, but...we have a problem. The gummy bears just got their paws on some pair of noise cancelation earphones. I think it's time to find a much better way to wave them off, before it's too late.

Jan, say something random, I don't know.. DO SOMETHING!