If i won the lottery

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.06.2010, 17:58

If you won over 10$, you lie.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.06.2010, 19:39

ILIYYILI wrote:If you won over 10$, you lie.

Why?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.06.2010, 20:23

Because you smell unlucky

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.06.2010, 22:29

ILIYYILI wrote:If you won over 10$, you lie.

No, no, no, ILI! Here's how it goes: if he won less than 10 smackers ( dollars, that is..or pounds, or euro..it doesn't matter ), he's free to spend it on whatever he wants, like a bubble gum, or something as luxurious as a gum can be. But, on the other hand, if he won well over 10, then he'll have to buy us all some beer. Or throw a party. With even more booze, caviar, limos, women ( ok, guys as well, as I don't want to let Jan out of this

) etc.

How about that, huh?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 09:09

forgat our plane tickets to get there...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 09:22

If there's wenches, I can get there by bike or with my trustworthy panda. No need for a plane.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 16:06

Let the party begin!

Ooops...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 19:41

Like a Panda
Fiat the very first time
Like a Pahahanda
When Fiat beats
Panda-time

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 22:37

jan1666 wrote:forgat our plane tickets to get there...

Not at all! I have already placed an order on the Luftwaffe Airlines website. It should arrive at your door any given moment now..along with this:

Hope you know to fly one

.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 09:21

ah yes easy, stick up=up stick down=down stick left=left and stick right=right...X to fall the bomb...on the playstation

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 11:17

I prefer triplanes.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 14:34

jan1666 wrote:ah yes easy, stick up=up stick down=down stick left=left and stick right=right...X to fall the bomb...on the playstation

Same here! Just make sure you use that stick carefuly.. Cause, if you make a wrong move, it will be no reset..

.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 14:35

Dios, here are your triplanes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 14:39

They look so old and weak...
Not like the F-16 (or even newer) that I will (hopefully) fly!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2010, 15:03

Americans want to sell us some F-16 junks. They push on for their offer to be accepted ever since they came up it. Now, I understand we're a third world type country, but why the hell do we have to buy those 30-40 years old flying boomerangs? The Swedish have a much better offer, in my opinion, for the same price. Only that, their Gripens are brand new...