Viva le Aardvark!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.05.2010, 08:40

He gave it away to be scrapped just a few weeks ago, in what's known in Romania as "Programul Rabla" ( literally: The Junk Program; or Cash For Clunkers, in the US, if I'm not wrong ).

Rest in peace lovely peace of machinery. He didn't mean to kill you, he just wanted the money you weren't worth anymore. Don't fear, once you will shine again.

I just cant have it when people sell their car to be scrapped for stupid reasons like 'enviorement' or 'economy', those pieces of history are being ruined! 5 years ago, france was full of old Renaults 5 (ph1), Citroens DS, 2CV, all that 40 year old stuff. Now, its all gone! nostalgy...gone! aaggrrhh

anyway, back to the varks, i found a new recipe

aardvark greeting cards!

Aardvark Joke 1
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

Aardvark Joke 2
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

Aardvark Joke 3
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Aardvark Joke 4
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

Aardvark Joke 5
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

Aardvark Joke 6
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

Aardvark Joke 7
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

Aardvark Joke 8
Who

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.05.2010, 09:43

I gave up by 10.. 52 Are a lot!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.05.2010, 15:10

jan: there are too many jokes

ganamn: You don't know THE boys as together they have the brain capacity of a wall. There hygiene would shock a toilet and they don't have brothers because that means they get less benefits.

WallachianHoldingRomania; i have a friend who's dream is to drive a Dacia Sandero

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.05.2010, 19:54

[quote="jan1666"]He gave it away to be scrapped just a few weeks ago, in what's known in Romania as "Programul Rabla" ( literally: The Junk Program; or Cash For Clunkers, in the US, if I'm not wrong ).

Rest in peace lovely peace of machinery. He didn't mean to kill you, he just wanted the money you weren't worth anymore. Don't fear, once you will shine again.

I just cant have it when people sell their car to be scrapped for stupid reasons like 'enviorement' or 'economy', those pieces of history are being ruined! 5 years ago, france was full of old Renaults 5 (ph1), Citroens DS, 2CV, all that 40 year old stuff. Now, its all gone! nostalgy...gone! aaggrrhh

anyway, back to the varks, i found a new recipe

aardvark greeting cards!

Aardvark Joke 1
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

Aardvark Joke 2
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

Aardvark Joke 3
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Aardvark Joke 4
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

Aardvark Joke 5
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

Aardvark Joke 6
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

Aardvark Joke 7
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

Aardvark Joke 8
Who

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.05.2010, 19:55

Dios wrote:I fear aardvarks.

And romanian taxis too, saw one of them here in Italy, it was so covered in stickers that you couldn't see the original color

Romanian taxis in Italy? Meaning just the car make?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.05.2010, 19:57

kingrewt wrote:jan: there are too many jokes

ganamn: You don't know THE boys as together they have the brain capacity of a wall. There hygiene would shock a toilet and they don't have brothers because that means they get less benefits.

WallachianHoldingRomania; i have a friend who's dream is to drive a Dacia Sandero

Kingrewt, why is your friend regarding Dacia Sandero as his dream car? It's just a Romanian-made thing..What's so special about it?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.05.2010, 20:34

In Britain we have a communist based (serious) state backed and tax payer paid TV Company. 1 of there best programs (becaus the presenters are not communist and it is called Top Gear.

They have made so much fun about it that it has became famous. It is even on the Dacia sandero wiki page.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.05.2010, 21:26

WallachianHoldingRomania wrote:
Dios wrote:I fear aardvarks.

And romanian taxis too, saw one of them here in Italy, it was so covered in stickers that you couldn't see the original color
Romanian taxis in Italy? Meaning just the car make?

yes, a former romanian taxi.

Anyway, top gear wins. The homemade limos episode was something so stupid I couldn't stop laughter. And, they used the same panda I own, too.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.05.2010, 21:52

rest in peace cars being destructed by top gear.

Yes they're funny.but does that have to cost a few MG'S, 100s of old bangers, a new Dacia Sandero, a new Renault Twingo RS133, a Rolls Royce (for crying out loud!) another few 100 of old pieces of motiring history (water challenge, Toybota, Nissank, VW bus, old...thing james had...)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.05.2010, 07:28

Yes I'm sorry for the less-than-10k pounds luxury sportscars too, lamborghini, maserati and that horrible ferrari Dino XD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.05.2010, 09:57

dios

they did WHAT?

why no1 comes in action? kill the bozo who make them do this!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.05.2010, 10:01

jan1666 wrote:dios

they did WHAT?

why no1 comes in action? kill the bozo who make them do this!

Nah, it was fun, they bought three luxury sportscars for less than 10k pounds and travelled for some hundred kms. It was quite fun to see. Look for it on youtube

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.05.2010, 10:40

ah they didnt ruin them? phew..

Movies:

Iron man 2: Rolls royce, rolls royce, f1,f1,f1,f1
Redline: MB SLR mclaren, MB SLR mclaren, Porsche carrera GT, Enzo, Lambo Diablo VT, Ferrari 456

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.05.2010, 10:40

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.05.2010, 14:39

kingrewt wrote:In Britain we have a communist based (serious) state backed and tax payer paid TV Company. 1 of there best programs (becaus the presenters are not communist and it is called Top Gear.

They have made so much fun about it that it has became famous. It is even on the Dacia sandero wiki page.

I can see a pattern here, regarding Top Gear: the more fun they make of a certain car, the more famous it becomes. Would it be correct to call this a marketing strategy?