Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.01.2010, 23:37

granted, but since you breath like a fish... you die since you are on land
i wish for a better car

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.01.2010, 07:49

Now you have a better car.

A really nice car actually (a Citroen),
you get to have for just one day,
and then your local car thief takes it,
he really likes that car.

I heard that he who wishes for nothing is invulnerable.
I wish to be invulnerable, so I wish for nothing.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.01.2010, 15:57

Nothing you shall get. You no-longer exist

I wish for a big ice-cream

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.01.2010, 12:37

There

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.01.2010, 20:16

I clean your home but it is so clean you dont dare touch any thing incase it gets dirty that you spend the rest of your life in a ball in a corner not touching anything

I wish for Chewbacca to become real, for any of you non-Star Wars fans , he is a hairy guy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.01.2010, 20:27

He becomes real and you get lost in his hair.
I wish I had power plant which produces 350 mil power daily...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.01.2010, 13:19

you did but that made a big fire that burned all of you buliding and money now you have to start from the beging again

i wish i can read minds

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.01.2010, 13:30

You can but you go insane and commit sucide

I wish to be 8ft tall

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.02.2010, 20:08

You are but 9 feet guy comes and kicks your as* around.

I wish I could get (enough) sleep.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.02.2010, 10:20

Granted but you are addicted to sleep and never get out of bed

I wish my wish will be corrupted.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2010, 12:47

I don't corrupt your wish which means that I do corrupt it. Complicated huh?

I wish business days and holidays were swapped (means business days turn holidays and holidays turn business days

)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2010, 20:25

Your wish comes true,
they are swapped just for you.
- But since you now only work a few days each month,
you make very little money, and you can

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2010, 16:54

granted, but half of it is lost to luxury taxes
i wish i had a big bomb

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.02.2010, 21:30

You got one but with out the activation code

I wish i had cupid's bow, and a quiver of arrows .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.03.2010, 20:58

Granted, but you don't know how to use a bow and arrow and stab yourself with the arrow.