than the stormtrooper got lost in the mess of it all and shot himself in the head
he had forgotten about the self destruct button in his helmet controlling the death star
inconveniently a young boy was flying by the death star shooting his fake cannons when the death star self destructed
At that moment a time travller came and sved all but a small green guy and brought him to his home planet and started testing hair growth shampoos on him..
but then someone prank called him asking im to deliver 100 pizzas to the moon...he went there (he flew actually) and died from loss of air... but because he's undead and cannot die, he just floats around in space until he