Viva le Aardvark!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.12.2009, 09:56

like an aardvark.

duhh

nsah, i thyink like chicken

io know crocodile and monkey taste like chicken, someone from denmark told me

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.12.2009, 19:21

aardvark tastes like a fat bunny who was left out in the rain for a week

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.12.2009, 09:37

Made me think of the Madonna song:

"Like an aardvark,
kissing for the very first time,
like an aard-vah-ah-ah-ark,
like an aardvark."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.12.2009, 11:45

woo
varked for the very first time
like and a-ar-ar-dvark
when you waddle your behind
oh oh oh

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.12.2009, 12:14

I have tried aardvark. I went down to my local zoo and said I would pay a fiver for an aardvark and a recipe. Well I had to pay 20quid but I got a recipe that said I needed lion and giraffe as well and the zoo gave me them as well. When I got home after having visited the police station, the police didnt believe me that I owned a giraffe, an aardvark and what they thought was a big dog (the lion). So I put them all in a pot (it was a really big pot) with some garlic, salt and and a chicken stock cube and the entire thing tsted like beef. The aardvark was stringy and tasted like beef. I am noww going to start up a business selling aardvark meat and the programmers might add it to kapilands. Thanks all yous for the brilliant idea.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.12.2009, 00:30

dude i just made that
it's cooking right now and smells delicious
i'll let you know how it tastes after dinner

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2009, 01:07

solwly the varks run away, its too cold

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2009, 01:11

come back!!!!
OMG 1000th post!!!!
i'd like to thank the academy, my mom, all my friends... ok you guys are my only friends but whatever

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2009, 10:13

aardvark stew is so nice. I am going to launch a cook book called "Kingrewt's guide to cooking an aardvark". I will give Jan a free one.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2009, 11:51

*clears throat*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2010, 09:03

The varks are coming back from hibernation!

All welcome the varks!!

ISnt she a beauty?

I'd like to thank EnchantedLearning for the copyrighted picture i stole.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2010, 09:39

jan1666 wrote: I'd like to thank EnchantedLearning for the copyrighted picture i stole.

made me lol

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2010, 10:05

My business is making a fortune selling aardvark burgers.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2010, 11:03

i noticed yeah..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2010, 11:34

I don't sell salad. Unless you count chips. I deep fry everything.