King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.10.2009, 15:46

I shoot you through your head. our hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.10.2009, 15:53

you also go to hell after we shoot you
me and cotal's hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.10.2009, 19:48

as i'm crawling up onto a hill opposite of the best hill i throw you a can connected to a string which connects to a can that i'm holding
i tell you to turn of the force field and allow me to join forces or i will send my 3rd cousin who was abducted by aliens to bring his alien friends who can destroy anything with their minds

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.10.2009, 19:51

You can hear the ground rumbling beneath your feet from time to time. Far beneath the hill, further than any living person could imagine, I gather an army of minions and think of a plan. But until I've had at least 10 hours of sleep and a cup of coffee, it's still your hill.

YOUR HILL... for now...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2009, 12:05

I nuke your army with my nuclear warhead. All of your army gets destroyed with you, and I build an UNSTOPPABLE laser that destroys anything that is related to taking our hill.

The laser cant be disable, destroyed, damaged or any other way that will lead to anyone owning our hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2009, 12:32

Armyless, lifeless, idealess I decide to build a cosy little cottage at the lake at the foot of your hill. I don't think I like hills actually. Lakes are much more soothing... After I built the cottage I sit on my porch and watch you run around your hill with your big laser. After a few months, you seem to be convinced that the hill is finally yours and you store the laser in the basement, not realizing that that cuts it off from satellite support. Your laser is blind and thus useless, and I walk up the hill again to get my book. You shields don't harm me 'cause anti-everything strangely enough doesn't seem to include undead semi-demonic blond bookworms. When I run into you in the kitchen again you get a heart attack when you see me and you sadly die.

My hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2009, 12:46

I destroy every single living things and every object that exists in all the universes and galaxies and heaven's and hells and after life, except myself and everything relating to this hill.

I win.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2009, 13:00

I beat the crap out of both of you with my laser, and throw you off my hill to hell. I said you CANT TAKE MY HILL, I HAVE A LASER AND THAT CANNOT BE REMOVED REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So ACCEPT THE TRUTH, THIS IS MY HILL, AND YOU WILL NEVER TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2009, 13:53

*punchs cotal at the face*
*takes lazer*

this little thing?
k... i'll use it

my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2009, 19:37

no one has responded to my aliens and this makes them very upset, they destroy your force fields, and laser, and your dignity, then they set up alien technology worthy forcefields and not even the apocalypse can stop us

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.10.2009, 15:52

i punch il_s take, the laser and shoot the aliens

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.10.2009, 17:59

they reflect your shots with they're minds

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.10.2009, 18:03

I build the largest machine gun in the whole world and start blasting everywhere with my nuclear warheads and rockets and missiles. Earth gets destroyed with the hill. I build a new hill, and put an UN-STOPPABLE DEFENSE SYSTEM AND DESTROYS ANYONE WHO TRYS TO TAKE THE HILL, IT CANT BE REMOVED, DESTROYED, DISABLED OR HARMED IN ANY HARMFUL WAY OR REMOVABLE WAY. THE HILL IS MINE FOREVER, AND ALSO I BUILD A MACHINE THAT DESTROYS ANY NEW HILLS. MY DEFENSE SYSTEM IS UN-STOPPABLE SO DONT WRITE BACK BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY OF TAKING MY HILL, AND IF THERE IS ONE< EVEN IF IT IS VERY COMPLEX, IT WILL FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.10.2009, 20:22

well... i can't destroy or disable it in any way...
i guess i'll just go away from here

hey!!! COOL!!! i found a remotecontroler on the flore... i wonder what that controls... your defense system?
well... its mine now, isn't it?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.10.2009, 23:24

the aliens really want this hill they've structured multiple laser guns on planets they control and see the remote...they capture it pulling it in with a tractor beam and start studying the human device... after three hours of advanced research they gave up, then one of the scientist's children sat on the off button and guess what happen...then they shot an arsenal of lasers at the hill destroying anyone in a 10 mile radius... so i climb onto the hill and they set the lasers to marksmanship mode allowing them to vaporize a single or group of targets without hurting me...they have a fine view of the hill and the earth with many sensors and thermal vision glasses, so dont try sniping they can vaporize bullets