Funny Messages From System

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.08.2009, 02:35

Good morning boss,
already laughed today?

...i laughed at that for some reason

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.08.2009, 18:32

I would like to work from home but all I have is Windows 98. May I have a raise? I haven't even been able to afford a Rolex for wearing at home, yet....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.08.2009, 18:21

Good evening boss,
I'm glad to see you ...
you have 20 new messages. I demand a pay raise!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.08.2009, 15:50

You have forgotten a delivery-contract! The customer was right pissed off!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.08.2009, 19:28

Good evening boss,
there are a couple of cheap offers on the market.

WOW~!!! I LOVE HER!!!! checked the building market, and found 2 buildings for 1bil each less then they worth xD

and thats 15 minuts after i checked the market the first time xD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.09.2009, 13:32

Good afternoon boss,
I know; you have less time and the businesses are not doing well, but do you think you could actually pay me for all the work I am doing here?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.09.2009, 19:49

Good evening boss,
Hello, boss. There was a problem with a bunch of squirrels gathering on the front lawn of the office today, but I... took care of it before you came.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.09.2009, 16:24

Congratulations,
a local business magazine made you to the manager of the month.

You have been awarded 5.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.09.2009, 18:01

[quote="ILIYYILI"]Congratulations,
a local business magazine made you to the manager of the month.

You have been awarded 5.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.09.2009, 16:29

could you expand my office instead of your factories next time?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.09.2009, 23:42

*screech* Violence does not solve anything! If you really need to rant about the current balance, please do it in your office!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.09.2009, 11:15

Subject Call from the warehouse
boss,
You won't believe this! A short while ago an angry customer dumped 2.500 kg steel in front of our warehouse. He told us to keep our junk to ourselves and disappeared. Marvelous, we'll just sell it again. Haha, some people, I'm telling you!

OMG....xD I love him jaja

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.09.2009, 23:05

sharingan wrote:Subject Call from the warehouse
boss,
You won't believe this! A short while ago an angry customer dumped 2.500 kg steel in front of our warehouse. He told us to keep our junk to ourselves and disappeared. Marvelous, we'll just sell it again. Haha, some people, I'm telling you!

OMG....xD I love him jaja

hope to meet him soon at R2 xD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.09.2009, 22:54

When I went shopping yesterday, all I found were our competitors' products!

maybe its becouse i sell only wood? no? ok...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2009, 11:36

how dare you log onto my computer! We caught a virus! I have no idea what site you were on!

LOLOLOLLLLLOLLLLL, lol.