King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.09.2009, 19:22

your were busy playing teacher while i double cross you and got the hill for my self
My hill
Note: you are now at no where zone and you can't come back .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.09.2009, 20:26

god made teleport for a reason.
i'm on the hill,
i shot you...
my hill..

(btw, playing teacher? wtf? that doesn't sounds good...)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 15:10

You have a visitor...Aunt Ethel is back..with her suitcase.
While she makes you a nice cup of tea and gets settled in, she tells you all about her last trip to the bicycle museum with the other people of the old folks home, and she lets you in on the secret of making perfect mayonaise, then she starts telling you her life story, from the day she was born... after 3 hours you don't listen anymore, after 6 hours your head really hurts, and after 8 hours you pack your bags and run screeming off the hill that ofcourse has always belonged to and always will belong to: Aunt Ethel.
What a nice boy, she says, as she waves you goodbye while you dissapear in the distance.
Aunt Ethels hill.
Now and Forever.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 15:17

but nuclear missiles and warheads dont get bored and the activate automatically and kill the aunt and i call back every one again .

my hill
mwahahahahazhahahahahahahahahaha

i also get more troops and warheads and police and warheads and many other things that dont get bored and i also build a force field that no one can break

my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 15:38

you shot a nuke at the hill.. and now you're there...
you die from radiation

no one's hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 15:44

Aunt Ethel catches all the nuclear missiles and warheads with one hand and she is very pleased with the presents fanek trading corp sent her.
What a shame he got killed, she says.
She invites all the troops and policeman you sent for a memorial party in your honour and she makes them a nice cup of tea while everybody joins together in a singalong, singing old songs back from the days when Aunt Ethel was a showgirl entertaining the troops in worldwar 1.

Nobody can kill Aunt Ethel, didn't you know?
Still Aunt Ethels Hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 16:05

so i believe the wierd aunt like making friends so i become her friend and we share the hill

fanek trading corp and aunt something hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 16:16

the 2 of you got some weird desiese...
only house can cure it...

but he wont... cuz i payed him not to.

i'll wait till your head explodes from it

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 21:02

since you didnt claim the hill

I did

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 22:03

i dont want the hill... only to kill people

*shoots farmboys cows* or your cows...

*shoots famboy*

i'll stay on the hill for now

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2009, 05:57

dont you remeber that aunt ethel orc somthing like that doesnt die.
she also has many powers and she revives me and i think you forgot about the force field that protects us from the radiation and all my warheads and tanks and pop corn. btw aunt ethens is on my side now not for sally sso i think this is my hill again andd MINE ONLY

mwahahahahah mwahhahahahahaha

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.10.2009, 04:58

Aunt ethel magically vanishes, along with you, your force field, pop corn, tanks and warheads.

I bring in a shogun executioner and use it to kill everyone who resists me, then i claim the hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.10.2009, 06:16

BUT WAIT. aunt ethel is back and by the way force fields dont vanish just like that..
then i kill you with my warhead
my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.10.2009, 22:20

I return to life and use my shogun executioner(INVINCIBLE) To execute your tanks, force fields, warheads and aunt ethel. Then i claim the hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.10.2009, 01:01

*press alt+ctrl+shift*
*writes "allyourbasearebelongtous"*

i win.