King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.08.2009, 15:11

(I knew it was a shotgun but i built it into a dishwasher (with a little help from the A-Team).)

Cunningly I run down (my) hill and pretend I am crying.
Then I take off my rubber mask and my wig, and release my own lushes hair.

I stroll back up the hill and ask you if you were "talking to me"? just now.

I put a bigscreen TV on the hill, Q250, and tell you that Sesame Street is on.
As you run to the TV to watch, you accidentally tripp over my well shaped foot that just happened to be there in your way and you roll off my hill into a freshly dug grave that coincidentally also happened to be there.
I close the grave and continue to watch the rest of Sesame Street on MY HILL.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.08.2009, 23:08

Since I cant hit a girl. I pull out my 12 gauge shotgun and shoot you in the head causing no pain.

MY HILL SALLY!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.08.2009, 11:35

Me and my SWAT team occupied the hill

My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.08.2009, 21:08

first of all you have a rowdy bunch so I offered them twice what you were paying them they came to me and shot you, I then released them

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.09.2009, 10:59

I get my flamethrower and burn you and your swat. You all burn to death and I make a 100% test that cant be wrong, that you farmboy cant come back to MY HILL. MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.09.2009, 12:19

I fail that test and throw a bucket of water on your flame thrower. You stand there for a while looking like a.... untill I offer you a zippo to restart your flamethrower. Unfortuantly for you ts a trick zippo and explodes when you light it, whoops, my bad
My hill....was there ever any doubt?
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.09.2009, 13:11

I punch you in your face and I spit on your face, then I say" You try to trick me!!!!!!" I kcik you on your knee really hard that you kneel down. Then, as you are kneeling, I punch you in the face, and our face starts to bleeed a lot. I break your neck then, and throw your body off my hill into a vine garden. MY HILL.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.09.2009, 01:45

I bring a bulldozer and drive you over

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.09.2009, 07:47

I take you out of the bulldozer since I am alive because of my flexibility powers. I keep punching you in the face, till you start to bleed really dark blood and a lot lot lot lot of blood. Then I pick up a pistol and explode your head with it by shooting through your head.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.09.2009, 20:43

I pick my Katana sword and cut into 999 piece and throw them in on a volcano .
the hill is guarded be a voodoo spell .
My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.09.2009, 14:51

i dont believe in voodoo so I walk up to the hill pray to god and strikes you down and lets me have the hill

the hill is protected by god himself, he told me he wasnt going to listen to anyone and would strike them to death if they tried to talk to him in any way and he would kill anyone or anything that was within 600 miles of the hill above and below ground, visible and invisible.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.09.2009, 15:09

I simply sell my soul to the devil for the hill, too easy

My Hill! Was there ever a doubt?
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.09.2009, 15:37

i buy your soul from the devil and i take the hill and kill you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.09.2009, 14:23

I presuade the Devil to double cross you and he kills you. I take the hill for myself...

My Hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.09.2009, 15:20

The devil sold his soul to my teacher(its true!)...
i shot you.

my hill.