Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 12:59

GREED inc. wrote:now all we have to teach it is to understand the word "corrupt"

i estimate we will be able to teach it in about 2 years, given its severely limited learning capacities

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 13:29

You are the best guitarplayer in the world.
But only in your own imaginary world.
Out here in the real world you suck.
You play the Gibson so horribly bad that Les Paul himself interrupts his journey to the "bright white light".
Les Paul: (frowning) "What the [censored] is that terrible noise??"
He comes to your home and takes the Les Paul guitar away from you and magically lets it appear in my house..

I wish somebody could explain to me the reason of existence.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.08.2009, 15:36

You wish comes true,
the meaning of your existence is explained to you by a friendly stranger
- in Greek!

I wish selling & buyings Kapiland accounts would be legal and respectable.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2009, 08:36

And so it is. You become one of the biggest kapilands account traders. You trade them all the time and actually make some minor profit. However, one of those days there comes a woman named sally (all similarities are just coincidential) and she invites you for a coffee. After a pleasant chitchat, she invites you over to her place. There you open a bottle of champagne to celebrate the deal you made while drinking that coffee. You both drink and the mood gradually becomes relaxed and you forget about your wife and 3 children. She seduces you all the time and, being a man, you dont need much time to subdue to her charms. You follow her to her bed, where she ties you to the bed. You enjoy it so much because you love bondage so much and you close your eyes from all the enjoyment when you feel a pain in your chest. You open your eyes and see an ice cutter stabbed in your f*ckin heart!!! (credits to basic instinct)

I wish i didnt have hangover.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2009, 15:20

However, one of those days there comes a woman named sally (all similarities are just coincidential) and she invites you for a coffee. After a pleasant chitchat, she invites you over to her place. There you open a bottle of champagne to celebrate the deal you made while drinking that coffee. You both drink and the mood gradually becomes relaxed and you forget about your wife and 3 children. She seduces you all the time and, being a man, you dont need much time to subdue to her charms.

Well, I didn't know you daydreamed about me in that way Greed,.. but I see you also mention that "all similarities are just coincidential" so I guess you do not after all..

But we will discuss this some other time.

Let's first adress your hangover:
You don't have a hangover anymore, in fact you never suffer from hangovers ever again.
This results in you drinking even more then you do now, you drink every day the whole day, from the time you get up you to the time you go to sleep you drink pure bottles of Vodka, (and just in case you wake up in the middle of the night you have one bottle standby stashed under your pillow.)

It does not take long before you become a serious alcoholic, you get expelled from college, loose all your friends and family and end up on the streets of Soho where you wonder around totally pissed while selling your body to old fat men for cash.
One of them kind of likes you and he takes you in his home.
You are very pleased with your sugardaddy, until one day he trades you in for a younger version of you, and you are out on the streets again where your body is found a few days later.
You died of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I was a man for 24 hours.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2009, 23:55

Granted, Sadly when it the spell Made Sally into Samuel it also changed history. Your friends, family, boss bank all saw you as samuel. When you were changed back into a woman sadly Sally did not exist. You are arrested for being an illeagle immigrant and shoved in prison. No one remembers sally.... Funny enough a guy called samuel went missing...

I wish I could fly.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.08.2009, 03:18

You can fly..unfortunately you never learned how to land and you have poor eyesight to begin with.You end up crash landing each and every time.All of these concussions take a toll on the old brain matter and you forget you can fly..hell you even forget you can walk and need to be wheelchair bound...among other things.

I wish I could walk

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.08.2009, 11:04

You walked but never stopped .

I with i got a magical always full of fine food & drinks Refrigerator

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.08.2009, 17:06

You wish comes true, but there is a heavy lock on the magical refrigerator
and no key, which is why the refrigerator always remains full of delicious food and drink...

I wish major3000 would find the key to the magical refrigerator.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.08.2009, 03:46

He found the key...unfortunately it took him 6 months and during that time he forgot to pay his power bill...wanna guess what the fine food and drink looked like after 6 months with no refridgeration???

I wish I was 20.....again

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.08.2009, 11:20

you are 20 again but with the same shape of your real age .

I with i got a magical always full of fine food & drinks Refrigerator
With no lock
(Note Magical Refrigerator don't need power and the food always fresh too)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.08.2009, 20:46

Your wish comes true.
The magical refrigerator with fine food and drink pops into existence with no lock and with unlimited energy supply.

It is located 4 lightyears away on Planet Gragh within the Sirius star system, and you have no starship.

+++

I wish major3000 had a starship.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.08.2009, 21:39

major3000 got his starship...unfortunatly the fuel that makes it work hasn't been invented yet

I wish jas2000 was Lord of the Strawberry Fields

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.09.2009, 16:20

Your wish comes tue,
I did become the lord of the strawberry field,
but then I died, so my long lost son pk121 inherited it,
and is now the lord of the strawberry field.

I wish I had a strawberry.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.09.2009, 20:53

you had a strawberry but it was a plastic one.

I wish i got a magical Refrigerator always full of fine food & drinks
With no lock and in my same place and time.
(Note Magical Refrigerator don't need power and the food always real&fresh too)