Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.08.2009, 18:28

That is a forbidden wish for that you turned in to a frog statue .

I wish i got the invisible coat .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.08.2009, 18:22

You got an invisible coat but it turns out you can still see your head...

I wish I won the lottery...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.08.2009, 18:27

You won the lottery, but had to pay a tax fine of 99.9% of your winning from it. All is left is a dime, that you lost at a store.

I wish this topic was never created

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 06:13

Your wish comes true:
This topic was never created.
This topic never existed except in your dreams.
This screen display is just a clumsy attempt by your mind to
to explain away the logic problem.

Unfortunatly nobody understands this new topic isn

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 07:16

Your wish comes true
you war newer born

i fish to get 1 bilioni the game for 32 000 000 power

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 09:26

You got 1 billion and you were #1, but then you didn't know what to do anymore with the money and got bored, quit the game and never read this thread again...

I wish I had eidetic memory

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 12:59

You got eidetic memory, and you remember everything, even all the breaths you ever took and all your heartbeats.
Every millisecond of your life you remember into details, you get depressed and overwhelmed, the memory circuits in your brain overload and you become a vegetable.

I wish I could find the cable to connect my digital camera in my computer.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 13:23

Of course you find it but it has been bitten in half by the rats that found new home under your bed

I wish i had diarrhea

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 14:42

Some doctor read this thread and had you picked up in the middle of the night and transported to his private hospital and he put you on constipators to see what brainwaves you would get if your one and only wish wasn't fulfilled...

I wish someone could make my Calculus test for me!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 15:13

Greed got his wish and had diarrhea 24/7.
At first he was happy, but when time came he had to go back to college, he became less happy.
because of the smell he was expelled and nobody wanted to interact with him anymore on a personal level.
He sat at home all day playing kapiland, earning a living by doing other peoples Calculus tests.

When he did C8lin's test he had a littlte diarrhea accident all over the test.
C8lin handed in the test anyway and immediatly was expelled.
After that things went downwards quickly.
C8lin now works as a toilet cleaner in McDonalds.
Unfortunately this is where Greed comes to eat and uses the toilet..

Wish I knew what everybody on the forum looked like in reality.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 15:21

You get to see everyone but some scare the heck outta you.

I wish that my wish would get corrupted.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 15:23

It is not corrupted.

Wish I could lay on my couch all day and do nothing.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 16:51

haha sally you are a sick person

you lie on your couch all day and do nothing. unfortunately thats the reason why you dont get to meet a handsome tall guy who gives away millions of

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 18:12

You don't have to wear sunscreen, so you don't, because you don't want to.
You fall asleep on the beach and wake up 3 hours later looking like a lobster all cooked and fried.
You cannot move or ask for help because it hurts too much, so you just lay there and everybody goes home without noticing you.

Then, after 6 more hours you see 2 people coming towards you.
They are Ronintje and Strawman who finally have put aside their differences and decided to go on holiday together.
They soon find out who you are and start critisizing your latest calculations on the forum, extensively and in detail.
After an hour you manage to get a word inbetween: "help"...

They look at you and realize you need help, but ofcourse they start arguing again about the best way to help you.
After a while arguing they forget all about you and they walk away to a bar.
The last thing you hear before you pass away are their arguing voices fading in the distance..

Wish I could control the weather.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 18:43

You can control the weather, but all you have is an ON/OFF switch for fog.

I wish I had a beer.