Carry On

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.07.2009, 08:48

he pulled a hiuge stick pout of his bag and...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.07.2009, 08:52

began prodding a huge sleeping polar bear with it........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 03:33

who slowly opened one eye to see who was disturbing his slumber.Upon seeing it was santa.......

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 08:24

he farted.. stretched, and fell asleep again, ignoring Santas presence.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 09:48

santa doesn't exist so this is pointless and he wakes up the next day with a statue of santa with a chain gun hand

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 15:46

he went outside and fell through the ice cuz hes fat !! nana LOL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 16:10

and fell to the centre of the earth because hes really fat, and burned

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.07.2009, 18:18

and jumped out again to destrow every living creature on earth

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.07.2009, 19:46

But at the end he dies because of a fart he made on a flame that ROSE UP AND FLAMED him because of his fart gas, and thus he dies burning in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.07.2009, 21:53

o_O The End?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.07.2009, 03:47

and they all lived happily ever after

the end

pk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.07.2009, 06:17

But wait theres more. After he dies, his body keeps on farting discusting fumes, and all the farts gather together to make a fart storm. The fart storm spreads all the fire accross the world. But one man is able to stop, and he is FART SMELLING BOY

. He sucks in the fumes of discusting fart through his nose and sucks it all in, and then he goes barf.

THE END.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2009, 15:07

ok the end?