King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2009, 11:50

I shoot you my hill .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2009, 21:31

the hill resets and i kick you all off the hill my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 15:58

I fart. everybody will run... it's like f***ing chernobyl...

My hill though

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2009, 21:08

I drop 9 hydrogen bombs on the hill. The hill is not a hill anymore.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2009, 08:51

Wearing a gas mask I grab the bombs on the way down and use them to power my hybrid car, now the hill is carbon neutral aaaaand mine

I also build a huge robotic guard dog to protect my hill

My Hill
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2009, 17:02

Why'd you need the gas mask? And btw, I doubt you can power you hybrid car with a mini sun. Might be wrong, but...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2009, 21:24

Happiej wrote:I fart. everybody will run... it's like f***ing chernobyl...

My hill though

Hence Gas Mask....
And who knows, with future tech maybe we CAN power out cars with tiny suns or maybe its a bit off fun and the impossible is reality for the KING OF DA HILL!
Either way its still my hill!

H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2009, 20:53

After the exhaustion of resources and Earth, it is thus destroyed and there are no more hills to rule in the glaxy and universe.

ALL HILLS VANISH ON PAGE 65!

Sad ending.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2009, 21:34

*A hill magically appears and i appear with a shotgun and claim it*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2009, 07:22

I bungy jump out of a plane and steal your shotgun then bounce up b4 you can stop me!
I then land and take over the hill, RE-build my huge robotic dog then sit back, relax and drink my coke knowing that none of the feeble minded rabble that came before me can match my might!
Mwahahahaha-ha-ha......
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.06.2009, 16:20

*Sends an electromagnetic pulse to the robotic dog, disabling it in the process*

*puts up a sign that says "CLAIM ME" and walks away*

...I don't even want the hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.06.2009, 21:01

i nuke the hill and with a huge electro magnetic field around the hill
har har i win!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.06.2009, 21:13

i kidnap the president and his family untill they give me unlimited ownership of the hill but in the meantime some ugly dwarfs have taken up residency on the hill so i had to kidnap jack and jill and use them as a distraction etc ( sorry it is bad LOL just a quick lulzy )

THE HILL IS NOW MINE ETC

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.06.2009, 21:32

how would you get inside?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.06.2009, 21:34

I'd get in with a teleport tool/service

( nobody said what year i also didnt say what president so i win )

hill is mine =]