"All hail, Milord,"advisor messages

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"All hail, Milord,"advisor messages

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:07 am

Why the game forces me to stick with a shortsighted bigot and moron for an advisor? I want his texts to be smarter and more reasonable. I am supposed to be one who chose him for this role, right? Why the game shows me as an idiot who can't select right person to be my advisor?

Oh, and no. He is not funny.


Post by Guest » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:01 pm


a long long time ago...

they held a competition..

We wrote little snippets then,
And now we see them when?!

I'd wish they gave it another run,
Soaked are words in fun and rum.

A long time has passed since
We can still remember the past.

The present we want to brighten now,
Bring some cheer to the dreary assistant's brow!

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Post by pearlbay » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:17 pm

:lol: Point taken... Yes, there indeed was that fun campaign once. I'll keep it in mind, and maybe we can reactivate it. :)

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Re: "All hail, Milord,"advisor messages

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:34 am

I like the one about crapping in the village brook. I think it went something along the lines of "It is forbidden to crap in the village brook on Tuesdays, as we will be brewing beer on Wednesdays" :lol:

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