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by Guest » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:08 pm
There was once a young farmer home for a break when a knock at the door startled him. He went to the kitchen and stumbled around in a drunken stupor and found a giant blue fish staring at a large pumpkin. The noise coming from the fish ... a frog crawled onto his head. The noise coming from the fish scared a frog who crawled onto his head. Again a knock came form the door. The fish was afraid of the big bad wolf, which stood 84 feet tall and had 5 heads, with 10 feet and also a big toe. The next thing that everybody knew was the singing that was bad and could be heard for miles, from inside the shell of a giant pearl-bearing oyster. It roused the librarian's hackles when the kamasutra fell on donkey's head and the farmer saw his wife, and said, "Donkey...." Donkey was aroused,
"I'm pretty drunk"