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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:22 pm
by Guest
People are smarter, they open their stores for 24 hours. But their prices are so high you spend all your money on one thing.

I wish I knew more about the game.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:20 pm
by Guest
Just stick around here, and you'll know what ever you want. But all the knowledge gets confusing, and you end up going into a coma, because your brain cant keep up.


I wish alle the statistic prices will go up!

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:42 am
by Guest
the ale prices go up but you just got out of the business

i wish i had more money

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:23 am
by Guest
So you rob a Bank, and get sentanced to Life imprisonment.

I wish there were 25 hours in the day :)

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:03 pm
by Guest
There is ! but every get so scrued up by it u miss the train to go ur dream job and u get fired and left on minimum wage.


I wish beer was free

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:23 pm
by Guest
*Puff*! Beer is now free... But now that it is free, everyone, even the mayor and prisident, becomes an alcoholic, and as we know drunks suck at math. So everyone goes bankrupt, and to revive the economy, there is now a cost attached to breathing.... And that sucks even more than having to pay for beer!



I wish i never had to sleep! (i actualy do, i find it to be a waste of time...)

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:56 pm
by Guest
So u dont and die after 11 days..

I wish i had internet ascess :arrow: (i do)

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:52 pm
by Guest
So you get internet access (and learn to spell 'access'), but find addictive games and spend all your waking hours in front of a computer- losing your wife, your job and your sanity in the process.


I wish we had better things to do.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:03 pm
by Guest
You have better things to do, but the thing you are doing sucks and you get depressed.

I wish I have laser eyes.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:13 pm
by Guest
You get laser eyes, as you want to look at them in a mirror you fry your head off and die.

I wish i'd get twice as much presents at christmas.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:23 pm
by Guest
Strolling wrote:You get laser eyes, as you want to look at them in a mirror you fry your head off and die.

I wish i'd get twice as much presents at christmas.
Granted. You now have twice the amount of coal.

I wish I could fly

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:24 am
by Guest
Granted, but you can only fly at night, and one night a hunter mistakes you for a bird and shoots you.

I wish I could hear people's thoughts.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:59 am
by Guest
Grnated, you hear what people really think about you and go crazy, you end up in a mental home in a straight jacket.

I wish people brought my beets.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:01 pm
by Guest
Granted. Now all that ppl make is demented beet salad and beet sprouts n even beet soup and you go insane with a purely beet diet.

I wish I could login only once a day.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:19 am
by Guest
Granted but you make no money

I wish I found this game earlier