King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.03.2009, 20:06

then i shoot you after you shot him

My HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 04:09

then i remember to shoot you after shooting me shooting him

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 07:31

but i have a litle bit of life in my and i shoot you before you shoot me after shooting you shooting him

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 19:16

but you die after shooting me shooting you shooting him

and I have my dog claim it for me

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 19:32

but i thiought you would use a dog and i puted a cat that lured your dog a away and after that a preset aeroplane drops a sign that says

MY HILL
Property of The well

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 20:39

I run up to the sign wil a can of spray paint and cross out The Well and put FelixBluIndustries instead

Seeing as you are both dead i go and dig you both graves beside the hill and give you grave stones and shizzle and make it look really pretty... then I go sit in my comfy chair on...

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 20:41

I enlist kamikaze pilots to crash on your hill, after i clear away the rubble and claim
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 20:43

I put on a disguise and offer to help clear the rubble with you, you gladly accept and I start clearing it away but when your back is turned BAM I run you over with Farmboy's Tractor that he left to me in his will

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 20:45

I sit back and enjoy watching you clear all the plane wreckage off MY HILL, i then simply take one of the dead pilots guns and shoot you, i then build a sign saying "THIS IS NOT THE HILL EVERYONE IS FIGHTING OVER, THAT ONE IS 75 MILES

"

MY HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 21:26

you are right
you have your own hill, but not the right one

i run as fast as i can and claim the real hill

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 21:38

send a little puppy to you, you let your guard down, and i it in the head with a 2X4 i knock you out and bring your body to the crematory where you are burned to death.
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.03.2009, 23:24

but the puppy was pissed off at you and he dug me out

and killed you to death

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.03.2009, 18:46

Bemused at the idea of killing to death i practise by hittng farmboy on the head with a small hammer, he gets annoyed so i hit him on the head with a much bigger heavier hammer and watch his brains spill out over the floor... oopsie.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.03.2009, 20:13

I rebuild farmboy, faster, stronger, and he kills you FARMBOYS HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.03.2009, 21:17

oh yeah oh yeah its my birthday

WHOS HOUSE??????

MINE AND MYTHS HOUSE!!!