King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.02.2009, 22:40

WILL THE CAKE WAS GOOD AND DELIUCE BUT I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT I AM A LIFE AND I WILL SEND U SOMETHING GOOD TO UR BODY IT GIVE U CALSIUM AND PORTIN I WILL 500 PIECE OF THE BEST SWISS CHEESE FULL OF CYNAID AND TOXIC POISIONS TO U SEE U IN HELL
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.02.2009, 22:47

man i don't eat cheese
i used my new weapon it called((Dork RAY)) on you.
i turned you into a dork & dorks don't know how to fight so i took my hill back

don't cry

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 03:55

I shot you four times twice in each eye then one threw the ear.

You cant argue with me saying that is five because you are dead.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 11:02

I run up from behind you and stab you through the ear with a pencil, killign you instantaneously.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 14:14

as you are all fighting i go and buy the hill, and even though you are all saying "my hill" and killing each other the fact is that is my hill. Oh and if someone kills my will says that the hill will go to Farmboy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 17:03

I assassinate myth and farmboy and change farmboys will to say i own the hill. I then write a will saying that if i die the hill will go to Goldeneye, who we all know cannot be killed

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 21:34

I burn the will and shoot you 5 times in the head and once in the foot causing you to bleed to death.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 21:52

I take my bullet proof head and foot off and shoot you back, i then re-write my will, to give the hill to Goldeneye who cant be killed, on non-flamable, water resistant, tracker filled paper that cannot be destroyed. I then copy it and scatter the billions of copies through the universe so everyone knows what it says

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.02.2009, 13:48

i took the matter to the courtroom
BOSTON LEGAL team proofed that you are insane from to many headshoots .
and the court confirm that i am the only legal owner for the hell .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.02.2009, 19:44

I get annoyed with you so i get a big digger and throw you and the courtroom into a bushfire:

I then destroy the hill with a big explosion:

And rebuild a new one, and i carve my name into every last piece of it so there is no-way on earth that it cannot be noticed as my creation

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.02.2009, 23:48

I take my sniper rifle (aka a .50 cal sniper rifle)

And shoot you in both feet you forgot to put them back down as you are screaming

I walk up and point Jensen at you (aka my Golden Desert Eagle)

Shoot you directly in the head

I sit on top of MY HILL cleaning the blood off.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 12:19

I crawl away and come back wearing a maids costume and offer to help clean up, you gratefully agree and I start cleaning up, I wait till you fall asleep then jump on top of you and smother you with a pillow, you kick and scream and then die. I find it so funny ip ut it on youtube for the world to see

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 14:09

I put on a maids costume, shoot you and claim the hill as my own (dont ask why im wearing the maids costume

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 14:15

I take out my hunting rifle and shoot you, I then surround my hill with rabid bunnies, who will jump in front of any bullets that come towards me, thus saving my life and meaning i cant be shot

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 15:17

I release 100.000 hungry wolves.

There go your bunnies...

I then just knock you out , an state that that hill is MINE

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King Of The Hill

THANKS FOR CAKE major3000

Ray

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