Sally and Ronintje get a room thread

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 18:55

hmmm me is thinking that the dictator jung ill is after world domination after all....

perhaps we will put a leash on the siberian and chain him to the front door to keep away unwanted guests....

(at least stops him putting things in the table)

However i am glad to see the place nice and sparkly clean...and all the walls washed down....but the place did look good as a water feature

I like the idea of the stereo in the wardrobe...I just dont understand what kids are listening too these days.....!.....anybody manufacture decent padlocks to keep it in there?

as for storing the wood i am afraid as landlord thats a fire risk, so unfourtunatly have to confiscate it until further notice, If you which to make representations to have it returned please contact my secretary...

hmmm the lease on the property didnt say anything about allocation of parking space, if you want space for a bicycle (Thats all you use in Holland anyway!) then that can be negotiated.

and one last thing Miss Sally please be careful some of the neighbours were concerned you might be a lady of the night wandering the streets in just your jacket and lipstick

Ex

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 21:38

Ex-pressed wrote: and one last thing Miss Sally please be careful some of the neighbours were concerned you might be a lady of the night wandering the streets in just your jacket and lipstickEx

I am only using that lipstick and jacket while driving my Cabrio Bugatti Veyron Targa.
And when I step out of the car I am fully dressed.
So the neigbours need not to worry.

(I am also fully dressed in the car ofcourse. Don't get me wrong.)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 21:39

thank you for clearing that up, tommorow i will endeavour to explain that to the neighbours...

it appears that HH music has scared everyone else away this evening

Ex

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 22:36

Id think the cows out front kept the neighbours away then the music eh

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 22:51

Nothing wrong with the cows.

Tonights beer is hell though, get a better Q next time.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 23:15

SALLY! you said it twice

Cabrio Bugatti Veyron Targa.

you really make me feel cry!

its a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport!

Targa is the cabriolet version from Porsche

please never make this mistake again..or else i take the Bugatti away from you!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 04:45

*Builds a number of small, makeshift shacks near Sally's room/apartment with left-over construction items from the last expansion-drive*
*Hires a bulldozer and assasin-men to 'purge' the landlord out of existence*

NORTH KOREAN-STYLE ROOMS FOR RENT! EXPERIENCE THE WONDERS OF THE DPRK IN YOUR OWN KAPILANDS ACCOUNT! COMPLETE WITH PORTRAITS OF KIM JONG-IL AND KIM IL-SUNG, AND CHEESY SYNTH MUSIC GLORIFYING THEM IN A FREE LOW-QUALITY STEREO!

You will have to pay me extra for running water. I need all this y'know, for world domi... I mean, help you 'clean' your rooms. Yes...

That'll be 12,000 Kaps monthly.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 08:46

I know it is a Grand Sport Jan, it is not a "real" cabrio, still I can say "Cabrio Bugatti Veyron Targa" MOST people will understand what I mean.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 08:51

Well, I don't mind having North Korean people living here as my neighbours.
We can swop recipes.

Just keep the volume down a bit while chanting KIM JONG-IL's name.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 11:26

well sally not everyone knows targa either..but u said it again

ok guys come with the trailer.

ive swapped your Bugatti for a black Suzuki Swift with...well...minor damage....it hit a needle XD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 12:57

*slaps jan*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 15:48

OUCH!

that was not funny!

boohoooo..mommyyy!!! that man there slapped meeeee!!!!!!!!!

....all i did was take someone's Bugatti.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 21:47

SOMEONES BUGATTI??
It wasn't just someones Bugatti, it was mine!!
I will hire HH as my lawyer and sue the crap out of you!
You will be left with nothing and even less then that!

Come to think of it, probably so will I..lawyers are known to be expensive..
I might have to sell my Bugatti to pay him..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 21:59

Sally, I'll do it.

Just get a better Q beer in the fridge.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 08:56

I'll do it, I'll just need some of your money to bribe the newspaper.... oh yeah...