Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.12.2009, 16:09

Granted but Illy wishes you disappear and you do.

I wish to become Prime Minister

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.12.2009, 21:34

Congratulations, the people who live in your home have elected you
to be their Prime Minister.
As such you decide to declare war on your neighbors.
The neighbors are victorious.

I wish for you all to live long and prosper.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.12.2009, 21:37

Granted but you commit suicide because you dont.

I wish to become a professional footballer

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.12.2009, 16:14

granted but your first gamme results in a career ending injury
i wish for a bubble bath

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.12.2009, 20:19

Yes, a bubble bath would be nice.
Thanks to you, bubble baths now exist.
Just not for you.

I wish for a perfect bubble bath for myself.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.12.2009, 20:21

You do but you stay in it too long and shrivel up and die

I wish for a dinosaur

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.12.2009, 20:27

granted you and your dinosaur live a long and happy life together, you fall in love and have many dino-human babies...than one day mommy dino has to go run some errands and the babies eat you
i wish i was watching that...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.01.2010, 13:31

You are get eaten as well

I wish to be made a Sex God

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.01.2010, 16:29

Your wish has been fulfilled
Turtles have seen the light,
and now worship you, look at your image in hope,
and bring you offerings.

I wish there was enough sand for everybody in the desert.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.01.2010, 02:54

granted, it's enough sand to kill everyone in a sandstorm
i wish i knew why i just did 200+ squats (for no apparent reason i just felt like killing my legs

... god i'm sweaty and sore now)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.01.2010, 16:42

Granted but you keep doing it and never play Kapilands again because you are excessing.

I wish to become a super hero

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.01.2010, 18:12

granted you r now cat woman but big dog ate you and you die

i wish i could have s e x every day

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.01.2010, 18:17

Granted but you get AIDS and die

I wish to be made king of the world

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.01.2010, 03:33

granted, but than an uprising resistance force kills you painfully and slowly
i wish for more funny stuffz in the kapitimes... it's actually really funny XD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.01.2010, 22:13

every time the kapitimes got delivered on your doormat i steal it and burn it.

i wish i be able to breath with my skin, like a fish