King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.08.2009, 20:27

I used my time machine to be the first one how own the hill and i am using future weapons to defend my hill
My hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.08.2009, 22:01

I unplugged your machine. MY hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2009, 06:26

i kill you with knifi all idn hill is mine again

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2009, 07:34

I show you a dictionay and you head explodes,
my hill, of cource
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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2009, 21:09

I use more dictionaries and get higher than you. You get so angry that you leave right away. MY hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2009, 21:14

I push you, and you fall off the dictioneries and fall down the hill and break every bone of your body. And just to show no mercy, i keep kicking your body and punching it and slapping it, then i electrifiy it. Muhahahahahahaha

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MY HILL

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Welcome to the devil's hill, how do you want to be torchered?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 08:33

Sure, ill grab Aunty Ethel. You two should have fun

Whilst your busy killing some poor innocent I seek up and pour holy water on you (proven anti-demon trick)
My Hill - free from undead menace
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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 08:46

I attack you from behind and i keep punching you in the face, then i throw you on the ground. I kick you in your kidney, then i say" You wanna take my hill again!!!!" And keep kicking you and kicking you, then i tell you "You better not try!!!!" And then i stab a knife in your most painful nervous part of your body, where you scream from pain. Then i keep slicing small cuts in you body and throw you in a pool of ALCOHOL and liquids used for cuts. You start screaming from the alcohol and then i throw you off the hill into a pool of bioling water. Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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MY HILL, I MEAN, MY HILL OF TORTURE!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 13:38

I hire a skilled team of assassins to kill you, I move in
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 13:43

I cut one of your feet(Not from where it is attached to the stomache, down down down, on your ankle) you fall down. I kick you on the dead, you start to bleed from your nose and mouth. Then i say " you wanna come to the devil's hill again!!!HA!!!" And i pour alcohol on your cut and you start to scream. Then i throw your body in a garden full of deadly pythons and cobras. They start to bite you and the venome enters your body. You die painfully tortured.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 13:43

With the appropriate "arguments" I convince your assassins to join me and kill you. MY Hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 13:46

I stab you from the back and keep stabbing and stabbing, and stabbing!!!!!!!! THEN i feed you to a pack of wolves.

MY HILLL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 13:50

I call an exorcist. You are "neutralized"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 14:03

Your [censored] attempts wont work on me, i throw you and him in the flames of hell where you will be wipped with a leather rope and then thrown to be burned.

MY HILLLLL

YOUR [censored] ATTEMPTS TO EXERCISM ME WONT WORK!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 21:17

I have no fear of Hell. I stay proud on MY hill