Good Evening Boss

[Guest]

I was looking at the office page, when my secretary told me this:

"Good evening boss,
Ow, I'm so excited, I'll be going on a blind date with my mysterious internet lover tonight! He calls himself Mr. Bombastic, doesn't that sound romantic?"

A blind date? There are children in this game, should they read things like this?

[Guest]

I was looking at the office page, when my secretary told me this:

"Good evening boss,
Ow, I'm so excited, I'll be going on a blind date with my mysterious internet lover tonight! He calls himself Mr. Bombastic, doesn't that sound romantic?"

A blind date? There are children in this game, should they read things like this?

Children might like shaggy's music to

[Guest]

"It wasn't me,
yet ya caught me red handed,
bobbing with the girl next door"

Sorry but i cant remmeber the lyrics quite right but iloved Shagy when i was little

But yeah stop complaining

[Guest]

And besides, there is nothing wrong with a blind date is there?
I mean "date" is not a rude word or something..neither is "blind"..
A blind date is risky though..I guess sometimes when you go on a date like that, you wish you would turn temporarily blind when you see who you're dating
Maybe that is where the expression comes from..

[Guest]

Or if your a little child the man you go to meet may not be little but around 50 and have lots of free sweets if you get in his car...

[Guest]

"It wasn't me,
yet ya caught me red handed,
bobbing with the girl next door"

Sorry but i cant remmeber the lyrics quite right but iloved Shagy when i was little

But yeah stop complaining

(Yo man) Yo
(Open up man) What do you want man?
(My girl just caught me)
You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen)
With who?
(The girl next door, you know?) Man...
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you fi grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day,
Never admit to a word when she say
Unless she claim a you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter
( wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
( wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
( wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
( wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
( wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
( wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
( wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

Make she know sey dat she really nuh have no right fi vex
A never you she see a make di giggalo flex
A smaddy else whe fava u ina di complex
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
You know she a go big up whole heap a things up from the past
All di likkle evidence you betta know fi mass
Quick pan you ansa know how fi talk
But if she back a gun you know you better run fast

But she caught me on the counter
( wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
( wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
( wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
( wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
( wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why i sing

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

[Guest]

Dude what are you from god damn North Korea??? Even there i think blind date wouldnt be an inappropriate thing to say. Jesus christ, i am so concerned about your children, because if your gonna protect them from outer world that much, they will get ripped apart once they enter the cruel reality.

[Guest]

Sorry but have to agree with greed on this. If this is inappropriate then you should ban all kids from the internet cause its no place for them, nor on tv or even newspapers.

[Guest]

There is a secret censored version of this game. It involves putting one hand over one eye and then using the other hand to cover the other eye.

[Guest]

I removed spam and especially inappropriate, rude comments.

Please try to show a little bit more respect to others. I know you are able to do so. So why not to show that? It makes the atmosphere much friendlier.

[Guest]

Or if your a little child the man you go to meet may not be little but around 50 and have lots of free sweets if you get in his car...

Little children do not go on blind dates though..at least i should hope not.