King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.01.2009, 06:00

as yet again this was a dream, cause no one knows you exist in the hill, and since hills cant talk you cant tell no one

so.... still MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.01.2009, 21:08

i blackmail you to get you to leave
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.01.2009, 23:37

but farmboy awakens from his dream,only to know that i can talk because i am inside the hill and then he is squashed by sandals and then has a hole cut in his heart by a protest banner.

STILL MY HILL and Lman dies of cancer he never knew he had.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.01.2009, 23:41

God puts me back as an invincible person who can't be tempted or bribed, my new purpose is to sit atop the hill for all eternity, I incinerate ion with my glare and pinch myself so i know i am not dreaming
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.01.2009, 00:43

but i pray to god then he banishes you to hell
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.01.2009, 00:54

I am god so i take you to

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.01.2009, 01:01

but farmboy awakens from his slumber only to find out he is NOT god and he puts on a god disguise so the real god kills farmboy and erases him from existince

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.01.2009, 05:16

cant happen no one knows what god looks like and the devil gets all mad cause no one is using him, so he comes up and lites everyone on fire i was standing behind him so he never hit me

so i then took over the hill, and had a nice talk with god that said I could be god only for King of the Hill, and I could have all his powers during this game

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.01.2009, 10:54

i pray to god so he gives me more power than you then i remove your powers. then i get 5000 super lasers and kill you. MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.01.2009, 00:58

problem was only he said he would only give his powers to one person so he didnt give you powers

I KILL YOU WITH A LIGHTING BOLT

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.01.2009, 03:06

but you were dreaming that you were god all along and i become Christian and pray to god so he makes me a god too and then i pinch myself to know i am not dreaming.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.01.2009, 01:09

since I am a Christian god denys you and give his powers, you then crumble into a little drawf human who gets squashed by an ant

I claim the hill, with god powers that can never come off me, and i pinch my self to see if I am dreaming I am not. So this JUST HAPPENED.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.01.2009, 23:16

but you broke the laws of physics so the universe go boom and in universe 2 well i have the space fleet and you arent god yet so i have that nice chat that was intended for you so i am god with god powers that can never come off me, and i pinch my self to see if I am dreaming I am not. So this JUST HAPPENED.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.01.2009, 23:44

i will take a page out of farmboys book and i shoot you
I walk onto the hill and claim it while destroying the dream realm, no more dreams

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.01.2009, 00:02

tou broke the laws of physics so the universe goes boom and then i am god again