....this will be the thread/ poll for the jokes....
They will be published from Wednesday on.
For further infos read the newspaper.
You can send your joke (each company just one!) to the company
Newspaper
in game.
The price for the best joke will be published later on
Rgds to all
Tycoon
Jokes "contest"
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Jokes "contest"
Last edited by Tycoon on 02.05.2007, 19:38, edited 1 time in total.
Ok, here are the jokes.
I won't publish the respective company names, just the jokes with the numbers...
Each user can vote once for his favourite joke.
The poll will be closed on Saturday, May 5th, 15:00 forum time
The winner gets a surprise and the joke will be published in the next Newspaper.
edit by Tycoon: this thread will be closed in the evening... prize will also be sent out in the evening....
I won't publish the respective company names, just the jokes with the numbers...
Each user can vote once for his favourite joke.
The poll will be closed on Saturday, May 5th, 15:00 forum time
The winner gets a surprise and the joke will be published in the next Newspaper.
edit by Tycoon: this thread will be closed in the evening... prize will also be sent out in the evening....
Last edited by Tycoon on 05.05.2007, 13:35, edited 1 time in total.
1
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said,..."Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take..! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to
know how
she feels inside.., what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: "Nothing's
wrong".., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!"
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"
2
Teacher: if a train is running at a speed of 100 km/hr and it crosses 1 km long station in 1 min. You all tell me, what is my age?
Class was astonished at this question. But a Shy boy raised his hand. Teacher asked him to answer.
Boy: sir, your age is 40 yrs. Teacher was stunned to hear the correct answer. Then he asked how did you calculated my age. Boy said, Sir I know a person who is 20 yrs old
He is half mental, So I was sure that you would definately be 40 years old.
4
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
5
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"