Master Of the ocean!

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Post by Guest » 22.04.2007, 06:00

The radiation drives you insaine and you command your forcefeild to fall. You die along with your castle

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Ur monsters are ridicul

Post by Guest » 22.04.2007, 11:00

The ocean is completely radioactive,right? Well I am a Navy commander and I study the situation very atentive and i found a way. First I will make a giant turbine to send water from all places to the infested ocean. Then I will send my 20 giant DetCleaners to clean the ocean. In some hours the ocean haves blue water again, and I start to think in a strategy to kill your monster. I finally got an idea: I will call Krakens and kill them all. Then I will join Parts of them, all in one body. In the end I give him live, whit the technology created by my trilliones of caps. The KapiBasher rises whit his 429 million tons and 27 millions meters, to start walking to the ocean. The ocean is vast, the earth start shacking. The monster enters in the water and the water starts going away. Thousands of islands ae submersed, and half of the beachs in the world are destroyed. He then starts swimming, only to cause tidal waves, and destroy cities and cities. He then yells and claim the ocean for being his until the earth is destroyed

Guest

Post by Guest » 22.04.2007, 20:22

Since I'm cool like that, I make my atoms into water molecues and I become the ocean its self. I then cause tidal waves, gaps in the ocean, whirl pools, etc to destroy anything that is alive, except my self of course


(btw its LIFE to give life..Live is like alive or 'we come to you live from___'
:) )

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Post by Guest » 26.04.2007, 00:38

I command the warriors of metal to Kill'em all. The warriors of metal start playing their guitars with "mega chords". The air blows faster than ever. Water is blown out of the atmosphere. The warriors of metal make Darkster and Steel of orcs cry, an then the ocean is full again. Then the warriors of metal start to sing "hail and kill"(manowar), and then, We conquer all the seas and oceans, wich are bound to me, the King of Metal.
Cry.

Guest

Post by Guest » 07.05.2007, 20:06

I again ask really nicely if I can have the see, and all your monsters and men are happy to help so they give me the whole sea, and a really nice big ice cream as a bonus ^^

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Post by Guest » 07.05.2007, 22:05

As soon as my men taste the ice cream, the realise that it tastes very bad, and come back to my loyalty. Then, you are gently asked to leave. When you leave, my men sing "the ace of spades"(motorhead)

Guest

Post by Guest » 08.05.2007, 20:33

as i shot my self (with a cap gun) ur men think im dead so they smiw out to see and find that they cant find me because i swam under them back to the castle so now its my castle

Guest

Post by Guest » 08.05.2007, 22:05

I show up with 4 nuke subs D class (most destructive boat in the world to our knoledge) and nuke the place dfrom below the sea and then put my little fish out (you look at it you die) and there no defence aggainst it and i wait quietly unseen or heared so nobody can kill me cause im also invisible

Guest

Post by Guest » 08.05.2007, 22:07

My warriors sing "Battle Hymns" making you REALLY scared. You leave the castle peeing in your pants. As we are mercifull, we dont kill you, and we make you our pet.
Xd

Guest

Post by Guest » 08.05.2007, 22:51

Im not in a catlle tho :? and enven if you sink battle hyms my men might get scared but i bring them to order and just nuke you :roll:

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Post by Guest » 08.05.2007, 22:52

well i hire 5 snipers to take all of your troops out and make u and Zarevock
my guards that dont die or get hurt and will nver turn against me and u block EVERYTHING THAT COMES TOWARDS ME, i implanted a chip somewhere that controls u 2, once that chip is found and destoyed anything can kill me, but until then its my hill, it may be on them it may not be on them

HINT : IT WILL BE POSTED ON ONE OF THE TOPICS IN THE FORUMS

Guest

Post by Guest » 09.05.2007, 21:17

A wanderer com into your castle, and he starts to sing "Hail and kill" My chip breaks. Your snipers realise that they are wrong, and burry themselves in a 435345 Km deep hole. The castle crumbles. You become brainless. I make you my pet.

Guest

Post by Guest » 10.05.2007, 22:04

as ur pet u trust me so when you go to sleep i kill you and make a new castle

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Post by Guest » 13.05.2007, 21:11

I reborn in the ashes, break into your castle with my men. We put fire in your kids, and rape your weman(lol?[there is a black metal song that has it in it's lyrics, thats why I am putting it here. I'm not that evil{ok, maybe a bit XD}]) I take your castle and burn it to ashes. I summon the Air Elemntals, wich makes a castle made of air.

Guest

Post by Guest » 28.05.2007, 04:04

i send out my trustworthy pet-monster called "Flamming-Immortal" that could heal itself when is injured in 10 times faster than half-a-second and burnt anything around it into something 10 times smaller than the smallest molecules

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