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funny secretary

Post by Guest » 23.01.2007, 16:43

Good evening boss,
I'm glad to see you ...
you have 51 new messages. I demand a pay raise!
how should I do all this alone?



^^so funny!!!

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Post by Guest » 07.02.2007, 12:01

Good afternoon boss,
do you have to scare me like this? I thought, I would be alone the whole time and then you storm into the office so fast?!?! I answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, assumed 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 o'clock at night, produced an advertising and sent it to the newspaper..and what did you do in the meantime?

what did i do? I make money for the company.
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Post by Guest » 07.02.2007, 12:26

i got that same message, and im wondering liek wtf...
Where is the Money for these CONTRACTS!
your fired... lmao!


keep yer hand out of the till!

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51? only 51?

Post by Guest » 12.03.2007, 12:46

nobody can tell me the secretary is dumb.

:D :evil: :shock: :oops: 8) :twisted: :D

lately, i've been felling purse-pinched if i dont get the occaisional new building

:cry:

so, today, i had just given up, but i bought a 'low' offer and alsmost had the money - so i say, ok, let's try a fire sale - i blow out all the CCC items in the warehouse - whether i need 'em or not.

Still not enough! but only a few kapi's shy - so i go visit my stores.

aaarrrgghhhh!!! im like 200 kapi's short on the new building.

not QUITE desperate enough to disturb my market offers (again?!?), but i go over to the productions, and choke an industry - finally, enough money!

so, whats so funny?

i get back to the office, and the secretary wants to know exactly HOW LONG i had that particular plan under my hat

8)

[i should disillusion her?]
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Guest

Hahaha!

Post by Guest » 28.03.2007, 12:42

She's so Demanding!

"Good afternoon boss,
I might need a television in here, so I can watch the market, the business news and the courtroom dramas. Because you have to know your rights."

Guest

Post by Guest » 29.03.2007, 11:16

I love this most: "Have you thought at the research department?" :D

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Post by Guest » 02.04.2007, 16:30

Good evening boss,
Half past nine in the office --- and the boss isn

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why are you here

Post by Guest » 11.04.2007, 00:25

secretary:
Good morning boss,
The phone rings! Could you answer it? I am busy on the other line at the moment.

...and you really think we could abandon the action for an injunction by that?

what the hell do i pay you for??

secretary:
do you actually pay Christmas-money this year? Then I could still book my vacation quickly now and could use the early bird rebate.

you're pushing it now woman.

Good morning boss,
I understand that we must save money and my salary-shortening is also okay, but don't you think the new TV in your office is a little bit to small...?

yes you're slary shorteneing is fair and no i can't afford one because you wouldn't answer the phone.

Good morning boss,
so, I QUIT MY JOB!

good leave ure useless,*shouts abuse at her*

secretary:
*screech* Violence does not resolve anything!

omg do you ever shut up, :D strange secretary

Guest

Post by Guest » 30.05.2010, 19:38

Uping an old topic is always fun :D



Good evening boss,
'*I'd better not tell the boss, that I ran the latest contract through the shredder instead of the fax

THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK!!! now I have no wardrobes left to retail :(

Guest

Post by Guest » 30.05.2010, 21:15

...ok..i know im popular

I put one contract to sign on your table.

look here, I received a shipment from our supplier in the Caribbean. Perhaps we should renegotiate the price?

RASCISM!

Guest

Post by Guest » 30.05.2010, 23:40

Good morning boss,
would you like to know how I spent my weekend? Well, while you were out sailing, I have finished our tax declaration. I hope in return you'll take me along next time.

Sure thing, someone has to do the cooking. I'll be damn if I'm the one to do it!!

Guest

Post by Guest » 31.05.2010, 09:33

there are years since my secretaries did say something funny.

Guest

Post by Guest » 31.05.2010, 12:29

My Secretary wrote:Good evening boss,

Did you know that Jan is 33% vark?
No, she didn't really say that. :P

Guest

Post by Guest » 31.05.2010, 13:32

sergiurocks506 wrote:
My Secretary wrote:Good evening boss,

Did you know that Jan is 33% vark?
No, she didn't really say that. :P
No, seriously, Jan IS a vark :D !

Guest

Post by Guest » 31.05.2010, 13:50

I know, but my secretary didn't actually say that. :wink:

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