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kapilaendler
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funny secretary

Postby kapilaendler » 23.01.2007, 16:43

Good evening boss,
I'm glad to see you ...
you have 51 new messages. I demand a pay raise!
how should I do all this alone?



^^so funny!!!
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Postby spiritssss » 07.02.2007, 12:01

Good afternoon boss,
do you have to scare me like this? I thought, I would be alone the whole time and then you storm into the office so fast?!?! I answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, assumed 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 o'clock at night, produced an advertising and sent it to the newspaper..and what did you do in the meantime?

what did i do? I make money for the company.
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Postby ScottyPenatilliIndustries » 07.02.2007, 12:26

i got that same message, and im wondering liek wtf...
Where is the Money for these CONTRACTS!
your fired... lmao!


keep yer hand out of the till!
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nomogmos
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51? only 51?

Postby nomogmos » 12.03.2007, 12:46

nobody can tell me the secretary is dumb.

:D :evil: :shock: :oops: 8) :twisted: :D

lately, i've been felling purse-pinched if i dont get the occaisional new building

:cry:

so, today, i had just given up, but i bought a 'low' offer and alsmost had the money - so i say, ok, let's try a fire sale - i blow out all the CCC items in the warehouse - whether i need 'em or not.

Still not enough! but only a few kapi's shy - so i go visit my stores.

aaarrrgghhhh!!! im like 200 kapi's short on the new building.

not QUITE desperate enough to disturb my market offers (again?!?), but i go over to the productions, and choke an industry - finally, enough money!

so, whats so funny?

i get back to the office, and the secretary wants to know exactly HOW LONG i had that particular plan under my hat

8)

[i should disillusion her?]
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Hahaha!

Postby JazTinKin » 28.03.2007, 12:42

She's so Demanding!

"Good afternoon boss,
I might need a television in here, so I can watch the market, the business news and the courtroom dramas. Because you have to know your rights."
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Postby koziray » 29.03.2007, 11:16

I love this most: "Have you thought at the research department?" :D
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Postby balaam » 02.04.2007, 16:30

Good evening boss,
Half past nine in the office --- and the boss isn
ANSPACH

I don't do Q0... in R1

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why are you here

Postby 2k7egg2k7 » 11.04.2007, 00:25

secretary:
Good morning boss,
The phone rings! Could you answer it? I am busy on the other line at the moment.

...and you really think we could abandon the action for an injunction by that?

what the hell do i pay you for??

secretary:
do you actually pay Christmas-money this year? Then I could still book my vacation quickly now and could use the early bird rebate.

you're pushing it now woman.

Good morning boss,
I understand that we must save money and my salary-shortening is also okay, but don't you think the new TV in your office is a little bit to small...?

yes you're slary shorteneing is fair and no i can't afford one because you wouldn't answer the phone.

Good morning boss,
so, I QUIT MY JOB!

good leave ure useless,*shouts abuse at her*

secretary:
*screech* Violence does not resolve anything!

omg do you ever shut up, :D strange secretary

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Postby ILIYYILI » 30.05.2010, 19:38

Uping an old topic is always fun :D



Good evening boss,
'*I'd better not tell the boss, that I ran the latest contract through the shredder instead of the fax

THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK!!! now I have no wardrobes left to retail :(
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Postby jan1666 » 30.05.2010, 21:15

...ok..i know im popular

I put one contract to sign on your table.

look here, I received a shipment from our supplier in the Caribbean. Perhaps we should renegotiate the price?

RASCISM!
Let king Jan1666 dominate the varks!
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Postby WallachianHoldingRomania » 30.05.2010, 23:40

Good morning boss,
would you like to know how I spent my weekend? Well, while you were out sailing, I have finished our tax declaration. I hope in return you'll take me along next time.

Sure thing, someone has to do the cooking. I'll be damn if I'm the one to do it!!

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Postby balaam » 31.05.2010, 09:33

there are years since my secretaries did say something funny.
ANSPACH

I don't do Q0... in R1

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Postby sergiurocks506 » 31.05.2010, 12:29

My Secretary wrote:Good evening boss,

Did you know that Jan is 33% vark?


No, she didn't really say that. :P

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Postby WallachianHoldingRomania » 31.05.2010, 13:32

sergiurocks506 wrote:
My Secretary wrote:Good evening boss,

Did you know that Jan is 33% vark?


No, she didn't really say that. :P


No, seriously, Jan IS a vark :D !

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Postby sergiurocks506 » 31.05.2010, 13:50

I know, but my secretary didn't actually say that. :wink: