Funny Messages From System

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.07.2008, 11:08

Message from System, 26.07.08 12:59

Subject Solicitor Dr. Nase
Your American uncle has bequeathed 30.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.07.2008, 15:11

lol haven't gotten that one yet

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.08.2008, 17:09

this is common still showing it:

Hello boss,
what a lovely day today! I noticed you have just sent out another contract. You've been credited 1

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.08.2008, 20:57

Yeah, some of them are pretty funny.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.08.2008, 22:41

your former secretary just contacted us again. She claims you had her working a slave's hours and is demanding 10.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.08.2008, 02:38

That's what I got just now

Message from System, 16.08.08 04:35

Subject Call from the administration
Hello boss,
well, that was quite a successful company party yesterday, wouldn't you say? The new female trainee managed to drink even 150 kilo Ernie - the guy from the warehouse - under the table and afterwards our boss stripped in front of the entire staff. What a party!

What, you don't recall? Not a problem, I've got it all on DVD, I'll show it to you once I get a chance.
Didn't you mention you wanted to talk about a raise?

>

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2008, 21:38

Subject Call from the warehouse
Hello boss,
we cleaned up the warehouse yesterday and happened to find 1.000 kilos of steel. How about a reward?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.08.2008, 17:23

i got this

Congratulations,
a local business magazine made you to the manager of the month.

You have been awarded 5.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.08.2008, 22:08

Message from System, 23.08.08 00:02

Subject Profit notification
Congratulations,
you have won the lottery.

The prize money of 5.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.08.2008, 15:35

Good evening boss,
we still have room in our address book!

I know this is a common one but everytime i get it i feel Like Shouting "YES I KNOW ITS MY ADRESS BOOK"

Good evening boss,
Would you like me to show you how to lead a company efficiently? Nope, better not, otherwise I'll end up having to do everything.

And as for that one it almost sounds real

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 23:40

Good morning boss,
The photocopier malfunctioned again. All we have is black paper now and we need to order new copying ink.

Please dont

Good morning boss,
Even though business isn't good, jumping out the window won't help - we're on the ground floor.

Great

Good morning boss,
I understand that we have to save money and reducing my salary is fine by me, but don't you think the new TV in your office is just a tad too small...?

Its the biggest I could get

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 00:20

Subject Call from Department 13
Hello boss,
have you heard that joke before? The boss shakes his employee awake and yells at him: Do you know what you are?! - Yes, an employee that's just been woken up ...!

I found it funny

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 09:31

My secretary was like:

You have 36 messages waiting - I demand a pay raise.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 20:37

Subject Call from Mr. Black
Hello boss,
, this is supervisor Black speaking. I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of our factories will go on strike for the next 12 hours. I tried my best to avoid the strike but to no avail.

thats because i didnt give them the $100,000 they wanted, but its worth it

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.09.2008, 19:15

Message from System, 26.09.08 21:06

Subject Warehouse flooded!
Hello boss,
A burst water pipe caused 10.000 liters of water to flood our warehouse. Either call the fire department now, so they can start pumping out the entire building - or go survey the damage for yourself!

Nooooooooooooooooo
*major3000 is crying and kicking the ground*

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Funny Messages From System

Funny Messages From System

Subject Call from the warehouse

messages

5000

Noooo