King Of The Hill

[Guest]

I'm COMING to the hill. Coming closer and closer... I'm charging lightning energy in my left arm and fire energy in my right arm. "FIREBALL" - Many soldiers are burned to death. "MULTI-LIGHTNINGBOLTS" - lightning fires in the large area of field and all army is dead.

I take magic jewel from my pocket and absorb magical energy from that. I come close to the Forcefield (who created that?). Whith a fingers click the forcefield shatters like glass.

Someone tries shoot me whith a gun... I use a spell "PROTECT" and the barrier field stops all bullets. Anyway I used different Satus Magic on myself, so I can move at lightning speed (faster than bullets). Now I use black magic "DEATH" and the soul of survived soldier separates from his body. DEAD.

Giant Earth Worms are coming from the underground? I use one of the most strongest spells "ULTIMA". ALL worms are teleported to another dimension and smashed to little pieces.
Now I'm coming to the last standing, owner of the hill. I take my ultimate giant crystal sword from my back and swing in front of YOU (the last alive). It shoots the charge of energy and smashes everything in the front of 1 km.

I use Restoration magic to restore damaged hill. MY Hill!

I cast unpenetrable magical barrier around myself. So noone can kill me. I summon a Dragon with unpenetrable Black Crystal skin who protects my hill from everyone who comes close. He is immune against magic, radiation and any poison. Dragon is using Non-Elemental attacks, so you won't be able to defend against them.
I stick my crystal sword in the top of the hill and hill absorbs magical power and crystallizes creating unpenetrable shield. So hill can't be destroyed.

If anyone will try to use magic I will use spells: "Dispel" and "Silence". So you won't be able to use any magic. Any weapon what you will try to use against me will be shattered by my Black Dragon. If you will try to summon any creature it won't work. I'll just summon ODIN (who listens only to my commands). ODIN is Death God who kills any living creature with one swing. If anyone will try to use undead. I will use HOLY MAGIC (for example, Holy Cross, Holy Armaggeddon) and destroy all undead. Anyone who will try to use long range weapon (from outer space) I will use my Ultimate Magical White Crystal Bow and shoot everyone and anything with Ultimate Magical Arrows which fly faster then light speed. If someone is God or will try to summon any kind of God I will use my Angel Feather (I can get it from my Angel Wings which grows from my back when I need it). And combine Angel Feather whith magical arrow creating Deadly Arrow of God. Using my Ultimate Crystal Bow I can kill any God and Holy Creature.

I'm THE KING of THE HILL. I drink Holy Elixir of Life and live on my hill very happy forever.

[Guest]

i BUY over the hill.

Get off My HILL!

[Guest]

I attack with me soldiers THE HILL IS MY

[Guest]

What hill? ........................................all I see is my name at the bottom of a list of replies. I think the hill blew away.


Ps. OH, this hill....the one I am standing on. I think I am so huge that I squashed a few people. What a silly game.

[Guest]

i use my tank and blast you off the hill.


MY HILL

[Tycoon]

Ok guys...
I go and get my friend...
May I introduce him: this is Freddy... Freddy Krueger. You should watch his fingers...

I'm pretty sure that this hill is MINE

[Guest]

The best manicurist in town! She takes care of Freddy's fingers.
I take MY hill back!

[Guest]

Since the hill is all blown up Im just gonna go to the next hill that due to warfare is probably a lot higher. So you can keep your busted hill. I have my own much better hill over here.

[Tycoon]

Since the hill is all blown up Im just gonna go to the next hill that due to warfare is probably a lot higher. So you can keep your busted hill. I have my own much better hill over here.

Ok @allofyou
did you read that?

We have another hill... yeah...
I hope Freddy has time to accompany me

[Guest]

I cal Putin and getts him to Nuke you all ( to bad i destroy the Hill at the same time )

I am the king of the Crater.

[Guest]

On the 16th of February, 2007, all the Marvel superheroes were killed guarding the original hill. The hill has since been destroyed and throughout the city of New York, crime and terror plagues citizens of every race, gender, and creed. The world awaits in panic for stability and peace to return as the Kingpin spreads his crime empire throughout the country and the Administration blames France for its troubles.

Labonteboy submits a provisional resignation from Hester Industries and gathers a team of mercenaries and scientists. He escapes to the island of Bouvet, a Norweigan island a few hundred miles south of South Africa. He overtakes the island before Norway processes the distress signals.

As Labonteboy and his team of mercenaries buy time with hostages and stolen sensitive information amidst the United Nations and the world press, the scientists use stolen CIA time machine research to build the first working time machine in history ever. As a coalition prepares to fire upon Labonteboy's island, Labonteboy and his crew escape to the year 2001. The scientists leave the group to spend their extra five years of time and Labonteboy's stipend on research that will one day improve the world. The mercenaries and Labonteboy(henceforth called I) head to Shadow Moses Island off the Alaskan coast to prepare to intercept the future crisis over Big Boss's remains between the White House and ex-FOXHOUND members. I convince Psycho Mantis not to face off against Snake, and Snake finishes his mission without killing him. Psycho Mantis, the mercenary team, and myself head to Jan. 24, 2007. On the 25th, Phoenix Oil and a trained assasin takeover the hill by force. My mercenary team forms a strike plan(thus becoming a strike team). Psycho Mantis takes over the assasin's mind and wins him over to my side, and we take Phoenix Oil prisoner. The hill is now mine. However, since I have changed the course of history, DevilPirate comes with his team of Marvel heroes before it was scheduled. He kills the assasin with a bazooka, but because we had enough warning, we were able to use Mantis to our advantage. He could not control Superman but was able to replicate the sense of kryptonite being nearby, therefore Superman disbanded from the DevilPirate's coalition. Mantis takes over Batman and the Blade's mind, and convinces Daredevil through telepathy. In order to conserve energy he simply calms the Hulk down with his mind and he turns back into a scientist and goes home. Peter Parker engineered his own Magneto hat to resist Mantis's mind control, but Mantis simply summoned Venom to the area ahead of time. As Spiderman is about to help DevilPirate overtake my hill, Venom takes him by surprise, immune to his spider sense. A battle rages between the two as Spidey desperately tries to protect DevilPirate.

Meanwhile, I have a mercenary team consisting of dishonorably discharged delta team members, navy seals, KSK soldiers, and MI6 agents. The world of post-Feb. 16th is now spared the wrath of supervillains and no one has ever heard of Labonteboy, except for those who have their eyes on... my hill.

[Guest]

Hei, the grandfather of my grandfather was dead on the hill, so I have the honor to live on the hill and I AM THE KING OF THE HILL!!!

[Guest]

Grrrr me now me takeover this hill and ull be ded if u fite me arrrrrr. Me must go naw me got a cexy mermaid to katch and dont foget this hill is mine, Mine! mine! and its my and dont foget it

[Guest]

i nuke the hill
put gaurds on it and have air security its my hill now

[Guest]

I move the hill to the 4th dimension..it is mine!