King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 02:20

you used to much C4 that send you to the shining city on the hill
MY Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 10:51

Waiting till late at night i sneak up on the hill like a ninja.

I look around and see you sleeping with your shotgun on a rocking chair... Seeing my chance i run up and bundle you to the ground

My trusty group of boy scouts then jump on you to and tie you up and take you away

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 14:26

I simple say MY HILL

so its

MY HILL

You try to protest but you are shot by one of my 50352 snipers that are hiding.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 18:06

:O now thats mean.

Realizing your snipers are yours... meaning not to smart

I ring their phones one by one and as they scrabble round trying to answer i shoot them with my sniper rifle

When they are all dispersed I phone up Vladamir putin and borrow the red army and invade the hill!!!

You are simpily shot and i declare, with the help of the red army...

MY COMMUNIST HILL!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.03.2009, 00:11

but you forgot my lone wolf sniper i dont mention him, or count him for a sniper so you were shot and I took your face and put it on mine

so the red army thinks that I am you, as they stand guard I get my minigun and mow them down

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.03.2009, 12:57

I run in the general direction of russia and part way there I meet a doctor who puts an exact copy of my face back on. I then continue on to russia where i find everyone waiting for me and i lead the charge onto the hill!!!

In the end it seems pointless thoguh as a single artillery shell knocks you off the hill and you suddenly get surrounded by 20 heavily armde KGB agents.

The artillery shells the surounding area for miles and miles until they find the bodies of every sniper and other militaristic person you have. I sit on top of my hill surrounded by over 1,000,000 armed russians.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.03.2009, 13:55

I drive up to he russian army protecting the hill, with truckloads full of wodka, and I sell it for 1 caps each.
Then I wait..
They all start drinking getting absolutely wacked and are very happy at first, then they start fighting amongst eachother followed by making up again by petting eachother on the shoulders and buying eachother even more wodka.
By now they are best friends.
After a couple of hours they are at the stage of singing sad songs and crying while telling eachother their sad life stories...followed by the final stage.. they all pass out.
I simply walk past the unconsious russians and up the hill and shoot you.
With the caps I made by selling the wodka I hire the entire population of armies all over the world and I go sit on MY HILL.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.03.2009, 17:04

The world's armies rise against you and after they killed you i took my hill Back.
My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.03.2009, 21:53

*LOL*

:lol:

The worlds armies almost killed me but just in time my russian friends woke up, they consider me as their best friend now, especially after I feed them some more wodka mixed with a secret power ingredient, they have superstrenght now and they kill all the other armies of the world so there are no more armies left anywhere, then they drown you in a big barrel of wodka and bury you in siberia.
I go claim my hill once again.
MINE!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.03.2009, 22:10

The Hulk and i smash you
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.03.2009, 01:54

you are unangry and I snap your neck

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.03.2009, 19:32

Seeing as you have no special powers i decide to be safe and hire out superman for the day(He's rather cheap, good for advertising...like handing out leaflets and flying banner across the world).

He kills you with laser vision and i then buy him and he works as my body guard

My hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.03.2009, 22:19

I enlist the italian mafia and, of couse, mr rogers to "convince" you to leave

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.04.2009, 01:14

Some good Boys offer you an offer you can't refuse
Leave or die but your choose was to die

My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.04.2009, 22:37

Get lost from my hill. M.F.M. (Mafia from Mars) turns you all into dust

my hill